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    Arial’s Aerial Arial is an excellent typeface for skywriting!
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    Hello, it’s me. Todd Rundgren. You know, from “Hello, It’s Me”?
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    I like my eggs hard boiled and my detectives scrambled
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    Plugs Theme

    ArchdukeJFranz posted a topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

    Link Thanks for listening!
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    A pirate out at sea is the bearded boy for me!
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    Please excuse my dear Aunt Tilda. She lived through the Great Depression.
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    You can't spell "slaughter" with a proper education so get out there and learn!
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    I mean, are nouns really more proper than the other parts of speech?
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    Slow and steady is no way to go through life, son.
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    Face down, ass up! Those tomato seeds aren't going to plant themselves.
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    Well, well, well, we'll wheel well walls well, well, whenever.
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    Jane feigned pain when rain stained Shane's suede cane. "That plain cane's vain!" she explained.
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    You know me, just working for The Weeknd's new record label.
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    Father, Son, and Holy Ghostess with the Mostes.
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    I've got 99 ideas but a pitch ain't one, so now Comedy Central won't take my meetings
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    "I've got 99 ideas but a pitch ain't one." was the sentence that got kicked me off Shark Tank
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    The midwife's life was rife with strife, so she robbed a store with her shiv knife and got twenty to life.
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    That anagram was almost wordplay, but there's only one "A" in "Team", Murdock.
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    I tried to cash that checkered flag, but the bank doesn't take bronze!
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    Hell yeah, she was a great layer cake. Ms. Pastrypants was delicious!
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    Yes! Yes! A million times times four hundred is larger than any number in the known universe!
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    Katie, do you want to come upstairs for a knee cap? I think you'd look good with a tiny hat on your leg.
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    A stone's throw away is an ironic distance for Mick Jagger.
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    My life is so great, I'm in talks to do a sequel!
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    The last time I sawed you was when you were in my magic act!
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