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That's what I'm thinking Steve. I got a feeling Hayes isn't in this episode. Sounds like they're recording a bunch whenever they can since he's in New York

A sober rave sounds like a truly awful experience. They're not even that fun not sober. I'm so sorry

What a babe. I'm super fucked up. No idea where or what I'm doing. But still What a babe

I was peeing during this picture.

Jeff what's up with those Matthew Mcconaughey Lincoln commercials? Are those on purpose weird?

Jeff are you ok with seatbelt laws? Can't the government stay out of my car?

This question is for Jose Jalapeno. Jose, how you doing bro? I just wanna know how you sleep at night knowing you completely stole my persona for your act?

Jeff, you have famously repeatedly said, "The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice" Whatcha mean by that?

Jeff, in Lena Dunham's recently published memoirs she admitted to sexually molesting her little sister. Anything you'd like to share about the rest of the family?

Jeff, China recently ended it's one child policy. Gonna take advantage big guy?

Every chanson is a slutty chanson... you should post pics just in case though... Edit: actually I think we should all have to post our Halloween costume pictures..... GUYS DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME

Hot dog go to bathroom Ehhhh wrong

I think you got a shot with earwolf Ashley. You see that wink?

Where the fuck was this week's episode of Yo is this sexist? I'm on a long car drive and desperate for content

Usually I'm way more original with my costumes so I'm embarrassed to say I'm being indiana Jones Edit: also gonna be in Boston for Halloween. Whattup Boston forumers!

What's everyone's Halloween costumes

That one hasn't gotten out to Pittsburgh yet huh? Man you're gonna have a lot of fun when "on fleek" makes it way out there

Can't wait for the eventual burn notice / the librarians crossover ep

Word, Jeffrey. Can't have some broad tagging along to some alt comedy festival when I'm trying to go with you guys

Baby you don't know half how weird I can get

A Bones-ing to Remember Written, directed and produced by Ashley Absinthe It was a dreary Saturday morning in Washington DC which was the way Temperence Brennan liked it. She was never really the happy go lucky noodlehead that her sister, Jess from New Girl was. She liked dark and evil things like Nightmare before Christmas and Hot Topic clothes. She was a detective who studied dead bodies so you know she was hardcore. She put her latest John Green novel down and pushed the hunk in her bed awake. "Get out of bed, I got cop stuff to do", said Temperence angrily. "uhhh ok heh heh you were great last night, they don't call you Bones for nothin", said the stupid good looking guy that Temperence just used cause she's a powerful woman and men are the sex objects in her life. "First of all that is extremely sexist and counter intuitive to my strong feminist ideals", she lectured. "And secondly they call me Bones because I'm the best damn bones detective around. Probably the same reason they call you Burger Flipper" The hot man instantly became a feminist and realized he was wrong. This was gonna be a good day for Bones. When Bones got to the crime scene there was a big crowd around the body. They instantly parted when they saw her because they knew that they couldn't compete with her brain or her looks. Bones knelt down and pulled out her detective tools. This was like no other skeleton she'd ever seen before! It almost seemed... alien... All of a sudden Bones heard a loud strange noise WOOOSHHH WOOOOSH WOOOOSH A blue police box appeared out of nowhere! It was the TARDIS!!! Bones had heard about this before so she wasn't really surprised. The David Tennant version of the Doctor came out and looked at the bones. "Well Bones", he said "looks like we got some work to do" ,

Next you're gonna say the word Chanson means nothing to you. Nice try bro

Oh yea we knew he could score. Easier to teach offense than defense. He'll be a liability defensively for years

I'll talk okafor with you. Shit he looked good. Such natural scoring ability

Definitely gonna fill this guy's tank with regular. Gonna have a big laugh about it at the bar later while me and the boys drink Budweisers, play darts, watch NASCAR and be intolerant of races different than our own.