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Dude you looking for some sort of evil sidekick? I'll even settle for henchman. Just trying to find my place around here

Jesus if this is the kind of content we're supposed to live up to I think I should just quit the forums now. Apologies to you original forum members. I'm not worthy. I'll be in training.

Do I really have to post a pic of my dad too? Can't you guys just imagine me but hairier and with a stronger sense of responsibility?

I've seen enough EXES in my day to know not to fall into this trap. Nice try Jamie!!!! Move along!!!

Steve I made you this cause I can see you're upset. I know it's not as good but I hope it helps

I didn't realize we were supposed to post our pet pics. This is my cat. I'm sorry I'm in it. it's my only picture of him and it was supposed to help my timber profile. I'll do my best to not post more selfies

Darn right I reported my concern!!!!

Chanson got a raw deal Edit: I missed the card pile! So Sorry

Well I think step 1 is to not be an imposter. I know it''s fun to be tricky but c'mon guy

This whole no popcorn gallery thing stinks of engineer sam sabotaging Sean's computer. I hope the guys make Sam look right into the eyes of your popcorn so he can know the damage he's done

Bam Margera- Was it difficult growing up with a name so similar to a popular Flintstones character? Was this why you went into a show calling you jackass? I hope you know it's not your faul. Don't be so hard on yourself

Uhhhh actually stealing thunder is good. Thunder is used by Zeus and and actually Zeus is the one being scary. Stealing it keeps it out of his evil hands. It's basically modern day Robber Hood

NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! You captured the perfect level of edge without going into that crude territory that's become so disgustingly popular lately. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!

Chanson, I think you should do an AMA on reddit (that's an ask me anything). I know it's intimidating but it's the best way to win those degenerates over.

Consider yourself lucky. I feel like I'm one of those internet sheep you hear about. I'm stuck and I'm scared

I obviously appreciate the work sillylillyquee put in there but you did that "da real MVP" joke. I know this is the internet too but I come here to avoid those reddit jokes... Am I the only one that feels this?

Crash and Wario can't be on the same side!! Crash is bad but Wario's good

I know I'm a little new here but I'm pretty confident we're all 1 percenters here.... I mean I'm sure taxes are super important but honestly... Not. Too. Worried....

I'm hoping it comes in my next "Sergeant Sean's Loot Crate". I've been seriously geeking out over what I got this month and needless to say I think Sean is gonna keep the good times rollling.

I think I owe Hayes an apology. This got leaked in the latest iCloud mishap... typical i know. Evidence seems pretty damning to me

Being so misogynistic was so unlike Hayes that it leads me to question if something else is up. I mean this is Hollywood Handbook we're talking about! They have women on all the time and even once three times in a row! I'm just hoping everything is alright cause that did NOT sound like the normal Hayes to me

I want to interact more on these forums but now it's getting filled with all these super celebrities! I was already intimidated enough that Hayes or Sean might see my comment but its just too much now!

I hope hayes hasn't meet some Yoga Ono type woman that is trying to break up the group. I shudder to even think of it but I just don't want to get hurt

I don't think he's junk and i can't figure out why! He has me under the same spell that caused Engineer Brett to revolt like he did

Although I find this "Scuzzman" very endearing, I do NOT like the way they made Sean feel. After everything Sean has done for Dom this is how he's treated? This is another example of why syrup is so bad and noone should even be taking it because of that!