thejjar

You know I could go on and tell you how outside of the U.S. both are used interchangeably and act like I'm a jolly ol brit but really I just fucked that one up.

Uhhh actually polysemy is when two words spelt or sounding the same mean different things but are related in several ways. For example "mouth" the organ and "mouth" of a cave both refer to openings and are polysemous. Homonymy is when two words spelt or sounding alike have two entirely different meanings. For example herb as in oregano, dill, basil or thyme Vs. herb as in originalEskimoBoosterStation

Well well well looks like the boys did a terrific job growing that herb garden considering all the herbs in this thread right now! Haha just kidding guys that's just a little taste of my new brand of homonym based insult comedy. Hope you enjoy it!

Some people you all might know (jackal, clem dawg, hayzie bone, the other is my brother wake up you idiots)

Hello forumer friends and foes (I believe you all know which category you fall into), I'm sure you've all been very concerned with my absence on the forums these past few weeks. I know there have been some would rumors going around so I'm here to set the record straight. 1. I am not violently ill with "Butt disease". I can assure you that me and my butt are doing great! I'm perfectly healthy (other than my sick and twisted mind! but all my alt comedy fan friends know about that LMAO) 2. I have not gone to "help out with the Waco situation" While my opinions on the matter are well documented, I have grown to accept there is little I can do until I improve my speed. 3. I have not gone to pursue my dreams of being a world wide snooker champion. Apparently I have sent Ronnie O'Sullivan too many "death threats" that the PLS has deemed me unfit to learn how to play. Stay tuned for this because I am appealing. 4. While my sitcom idea of a show depicting the backstage of "The Larry Sanders show" has begun to pick up some steam, we are still in preproduction so this is not taking up too much of my time. 5. Finally the very idea that I just had nothing good to post is an outrageous claim that is dare I say down right libelous. Anyway from what I have heard, posting something bad has not stopped anyone from posting these past few weeks. I want to thank you all for your cooperation. You can expect me to continue to not read your posts and post my own stuff in the very near future. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go pick up some medication. One Love

LMAO dudes don't even do drugs. Everyone knows the true Handbook heads are constantly smoking that sweet sweet kind bud, getting yipped out on some white lightning, rolling heavy on those pink ladies or at the very least riding that zanny bus. Joe how'd you even sign up for the forums brah everyone knows that's Earwolf required homie!

Hey everyone, it's me thejjar from the Hollywood Handbook forums. You might remember me from my PCG question this week which was about football but Mike didn't even watch the Super Bowl® so I really feel like an idiot. Anyway as one of the forum's New York residents I'd like to explain a bit about what Mike was getting at with the difference between New York and LA comedy. So as you could hear in this week's episode Sean and Hayes were in studio together with a guest to do some rip roaring bits. That's LA comedy. When Hayes is in a studio with Tom Scharpling or Chris Gethard and Sean calls in for some rip roaring bits well that my friends is New York comedy. You can feel free to post here or PM me if you have any further questions. Thank you for your time. Jah bless

Mikey boy, Think Carson Wentz is the real deal or is playing at puny North Dakota State too much of a detriment to overlook? Also Kiper or McShay?

Mike, You have notoriously come out against McDonald's Breakfast All Day. Can you explain to the good people who work the night shift why you feel it's ok to deny them the mcgriddles that bring them just a drop of joy in this cruel cold world?

Anyone else find it suspicious how the golden boys have Adam Sachs on their show then all of a sudden Scotty is scrambling to get on their good side? I think we know who the real movers and shakers are in the Earwolf studios.

Looks like meats back on the menu boys! Alright alright anyone else ready to show CBB forum how a comment thread is supposed to work? Haha jk guys everyone does great work here and we love you DESPITE our differences.

I know last week I implied Chanson and I aren't exclusive but I'm gonna have to ask you to take a step back here

Excited to see the boys show some corporate shill what's up (what's up lmao). I wonder if Adam Sacks even knows about that Japanese CEO that doesn't even make much more money than his employees and shows that some people still understand how real business is done. I have a feeling that someone's gonna be feeling the Bern pretty soon.

I keep trying to tell Chanson we're not exclusive. Just not that kinda man. You know how clingy they can get though. Smh

I'm glad someone has finally realized what I was really going for with my whole forum persona.

The only hamburgers or hot dogs i wanna hear about are followed by "sandwich" or "go to bathroom" respectively. #MakeTheForumsGreatAgain

Hi Everyone. It's me thejjar from the Hollywood Handbook forums. I'm here to discuss a serious issue. There has been a lot of discussion about a certain podcast that is irrelevant to Hollywood Handbook. Let me paint a picture that the people who are fans of said podcast will get through their thick lard infested skulls. So let's say you're on this forum for great cheeseburgers. And you know full well that the inventor of cheeseburgers frequents this forum. But then you start talking about how hot dogs are actually great and that's all you talk about on there. Is that a cool thing to do? Thank you. I hope I have made myself clear

This is extremely exciting. It's about time the boys show the world how it's done step by step

Hmm I guess I must be fucking missing something cause when I look at the top of this thread it says this is THE HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK forums. And yea sure I know wet might get a bit of topic from time to time but talking about another podcast, one that hasn't had Hayes OR Sean on yet is downright disrespectful. But go ahead dipshits keep talking about podcasts on entirely different networks spitting on the face of HH. I won't stop you but just know I will remember this

A Birthday Poem Another day, another week, another year with you We celebrate your birthday friend! Our intentions are true blue Some say that getting older is an event that we should mourn But for us what could be happier than the day that you were born We've listened to your catalog Handbook, RSS! Even heard Box Angeles and dealt with Scharpling's Best Things were rather tough this year when you were in New York But now you're back together, grab the champagne, pop the cork! So celebrate! Go party! And have countless lovely days! With undying love, the forums, Happy Birthday our sweet Hayes

I wish I had some of my old "I hate Montgomery" pictures saved but i made so many of them last time that the NSA confiscated my phone cause they thought I was planning on attacking Alabama. Having said that I support the Patriot Act cause it's right there in the name ya dingus. #ExtraditeSnowden Wikileaks more like wikigeeks

It would be nice for Sean or Hayes to be the guest for once. Maybe you guys are all too close to the situation but you're all really fucking pissing me off! The best guests are in front of our noses every week you buffoons.

Hahaha I gotta admit when i first read this i was really freaking steamed. Then i got to the part where you said it was a joke and i was still super pissed off. But as they say tragedy plus time equals comedy so I think i'm somewhat OK with it now

HELLZ YEA THROW YOUR E's UP CREW CAUSE WE ALL EARWOLF. FUCK OFF FERAL!!!! WE REPRESENT THE TRUE CAPITALIST PODCAST NETWORK MOTHAFUCKAZZZZ