thejjar

TC, coming from a fellow gross person you can't ask friends for boob pics. What you do is leave subtle hints and hopefully they'll send you private messages. Watch and learn bud. Oh man this boob contest I'm having is going great haha! I'm almost positive I've seen the best boobs around and I couldn't even imagine someone one upping this! Oh oops did I type this on the wrong forum? lol so dumb. you guys can ignore this!

You should ask him but if he hesitates even for a second just laugh and say "haha JK i have lots of boyfriends" and then you come and show him the forum to prove it and if he asks which is your boyfriend just scoff at him at shut the computer. That'll get him thinking for sure. and if theres one way to win a guys heart its to get him thinking youre lying about having lots of boyfriends on an internet podcast forum

Wow this forum is where I first hear about Bowie dying. Now my brain is gonna associate this place with death and depression forever, which honestly was probably only a matter of time.

Tell ya what soups I'll give you a free tire rotation for your birthday if you listen to me ramble about my concerns with the knicks line up rotations for 20 minutes

I think wargen is pretty funny too and I'd say happy birthday but I don't want the other forumers to view me as weakminded. So instead I guess I'll wish Dairy Pillows a happy birthday to continue this torrid love affair we're having. And if that doesn't work then Happy Birthday Chanson! You deserve this!

If I win the powerball tonight I'm gonna buy a big mansion we can all live in and instead of posting jokes on the forum you would come directly to me and I will give out likes which can be cashed in for a complicated reward system. You could still like eachothers stuff but really my likes are the only ones that matter

So can I get a TL;DR (haha anyone else use reddit?!?) of what happened in this forum the last 400 posts? Silvr keeps acting like she doesn't know who I am when I text her

I told my friends if any girl got the reference I would go in for the kiss no matter what. Unfortunately only one guy told me he thought my shirt was cool apparently only because he liked the font. Wasn't worthy of a kiss. Anyway I feel bad for being mean to people (ashley) I've been taking some time to figure out why I hurt those closest to me. Stay tuned for updates

Woof rough day for me in the forums. I'll take a few plays off guys

Oh yea the smiths are great cause if there's one thing I want from my rock musicians it's whining.

#IStandwithKevin

I loved the talk of the Rube Goldberg-ian headphones and the finite pools. DC was great, Brett was great, Hayes was great and even though I didn't hear Sean I bet he was great too.

Uhhhh the next question should be about Hollywood Handbook... In fact I'm a little concerned that you don't bring up Hollywood Handbook within the first few lines of every potential dating encounter.

Good luck bro

Guys seriously I'm coming here to not have to think about it. My life is significantly worse after yesterday. At least my second favorite team is in the playoffs, the "NotThePatriots" def will be rooting for them pretty hard

This was clearly my ingenious bit on the indecipherablity of west coast politics AND not me messing up. If you didn't get that it's on you

For fucks sake Kevin

Silvr, Bruce, aaaaaa, are you guys part of that Oregon militia that's trying to overthrow the government? Just remember us when you get there. I think we all deserve cabinet positions

Today was a bad day because I care way too much about football. It's really a problem. Sometimes I wish I was like the dweebs on this forum that don't like sports. Don't worry guys I won't name names. I love you all equally

You guys text each other!?!?!? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO EARN SOMEONE'S APPROVAL Edit: JK SUCKERS I don't even care LMAO

This might be controversial but my favorite podcast is Hollywood Handbook.

Man 2016 has a lot more headaches and girls telling me they're disappointed in me than I remember 2015 having

Damn girl, like the way you smoke that e-cig Love, thejjar

Man souprman's a downer when his name is ---