FredKaplan-Mayer

I sit upon a slit sheet, upon a slit sheet I sit..oh, screw this--I shit all over the bed Marjorie, ok!?! Is that what you want to hear!?!

What's the deal with the fifth amendement--am I right? That's my time--Enjoy the veal.

"get me, I'm doris day"...said the deranged paper hanger with two arms.

I want the power to destroy my enemies...and the right floor wax for my kitchen area.

get along now little dogie...can't we all just get along? no...okay then.

The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell, hi ho the...aw screw this: Judge Judy is on.