MelissaBecker

This movie made me sad. It was just joyless and unfun and then someone fucked a chicken and I'm not sure why. Why was she trying to make the internet think that the chicken was her pussy? I don't understand. Also, the whole movie felt like we were following the least interesting characters. I wanna see post-it note fucking randos in the bathroom and putting up with her boyfriend being in love with Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't we follow her character? Or Gina Gershon. She seemed much more interesting with her dope smoking husband and they probably/definitely are in some type of poly relationship with the other non-Demi Moore friend. Why do we have to watch Demi? Everyone was so boring.

I rewatched this movie because, this is what I do to celebrate national holidays. Did we not yet talk about when Sly rides a horse to Trump Tower and everyone is pissed until he says he's there to see Freddy? "What a weirdo with a horse? Please leave? Oh, you are here to see Freddy, well then please go up sir." If you want to make that joke, then have them look up at Sly like they see this all the time and say "Another one for Freddy".

Fred Claus is very awful. The Mo-Cap Christmas Carol with Jim Carrey was also terrible. I think I recall Scrooge surfing on roofs at one point. I always found The Family Man to be pretty WTF. I was looking on Wikipedia's list of Christmas movies to find some, and noticed this: Lethal Weapon Recently widowed undercover cop is teamed up with cop who's too old during the holidays to solve a murder. Which makes it sound as if the partner turns into an old man during the holidays, and I think would be a delightful idea for a film.

Re The daughter is in town for her Dad's birthday as a surprise. But Dad is going to London for work and can't celebrate his birthday. While daughter is at the airport coming into town she runs into him leaving town and he's all sad that he has to work. But then some rando guy comes up to her and says "Hey, I was able to get your Dad those U2 concert tickets for London that he asked me for last month. Can you give them to him." And then she knows that her Dad doesn't really have to fly out of town at the last minute, but planned this all along to get the slutty looking flight attendant hot for him. Since he's already on the plane she gives One Tree Hill the tickets to give to her Dad, since he's on the flight. What I can't explain, however, is the fact that when her little brother gets raptured along with everyone else she opens his backpack to see if he's in there. A fuck ton of people just disappeared leaving behind their clothes and you are literally opening a backpack calling your brothers name. I loved this terrible movie mostly for the weird details. Like the strange beater car that slutty flight attendant drives or how the first class seats on the plane looked GIANT.

This movie. I love it. It is terrible and weird and yet, everyone is clearly trying. They are trying and failing. This is the second HDTGM movie based on a song, the previous one was Hudson Hawk. For anyone doubting that Dolly is perfect, here she is singing the terrible Drinkenstein on The Tonight Show and making it good.