JacobCohn

If you can't do the time, don't chew the lime.

If you can't stand the feet, get out of Christopher Hitchens.

Every human life is precious, based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.

Loving me is like the presidential election of 1984, because they both end with Walter Mondale sobbing in the corner.

When life gives you lemons, set them free. If they come back, they're yours. If they don't, your sentient lemon experiment was a failure.

Take your disfigured face and slightly wrinkled penis and walk right out that door, Percy.

I'll be laughing all the way to the spank bank.

Wise men say only fools rush in, but I bet those wise men all have tiny hamster dicks.

Girl, let me take you home and stick my Dukakis in your Bush until I Quayle all over you.

If you're already on board Lady Winchester's private hovercraft, who do I have in my sex swing?