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Happy birthday, Sean.

No. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitewater_controversy

Their girlfriends/fiancees.

You bros must have hit the dang SUPERHIGH to think it's 4/20 already! Bazinga! Save some for the rest of us! EDIT: I mean no disrespect to those who believe 4/20 is not only a perpetual state of mind independent of the Gregorian calendar, but a legitimate week-long celebration called Hannukkush commemorating UC Santa Barbara's miraculous 1969 seven day smoke session where a single day's worth of weed lasted all of Spring Finals. Worship as you will.

Obama making rookie forumer mistakes here just aping Sean's bits. Clearly he needs to read McGurl's Guide again. "There was a roar of laughter..." "He made the crowds laugh out loud..." Well, the Likes'll roll off real quick if you keep this up, Mr. President.

Good forum rule of thumb hidden in there.

this is so us rn

Sorry, honlads, you're not going to get a like from me just for playing hard to get.

I haven't been able to listen to this yet, but, just FYI, I am actually very calm and cool and collected and the #1 Fonzie of the forum and I am certain this is exactly how I came across and not like a hopped up lunatic with sandpaper palms who handles quasi-spotlights by pacing up and down the hallways of a shitty East Village apartment building, stopping only by the lobby mirror to wink and repeat an affirmative mantra to himself. Just FYI. Please adjust your notes/reviews accordingly. Also, this was fun and good and let's just say I think some of our newer forum members have finally been Hazed & Shamed like the rest of us, so there's no more unspoken tension at all and thank god and let's just get back to the posting.

Goldie, I love your style. Can you brief me on a few of these memorable outfits?

1. Goldie, what steps did you take to manipulate and misadvise your three children following their decision to enter into direct competition with your acting career? Did you abuse their instinctive faith and dependence in you as a mother figure to more easily mislead them or did you simply rely on your natural flair for deception? 2. Just HOW do you get your hair so full of bounce and life!? DISH, girl!

Now I've gone and forgotten whose birthday it is. Ours or his?

Yes, but there is a larger issue.

Happy birthday, Hayes! You've only let me down once and it was done softly into a bed of rose petals.

Nope. Nope. Nope. No thank you. Adios.