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I can see a few more, Tim. Kill Bill series. Naked Gun. Tim & Eric. Gabriel Iglesias. It's Always Sunny. Frasier. Nymphomaniac Part II. The Grey. Not sure why it chose you, but I don't mind it. You've got a cinematic eye. Hopefully I got these nickname suggestions in under the wire: Steja Vu Staz Luhrman Secret Police To Grandmother's House Vigo

Netflix gettin' on the #teamtreese game. This is on my Browse page.

While we're on the subject of what things are like in the UK, I should mention that I think Chanson has the cutest little fanny and anyone who says otherwise is a dummy who should come over to my first floor flat, turn my knob and let me bonk their bum!

Stasi, you really saved my behind, actually. The over/under on how many other people I knew was 0. But I placed just the nastiest little bet and now I've got a bit of cash in my pocket and some respect from my peers. I've even got a new nickname: Loan Friend Brian! It's cause I have so many friends I could stand to loan one out, I think! Even Dave, who kind of keeps to himself, is calling me One Friend Holmes. I owe you big time! I've never been someone's #1 Friend before.

I would love some gold in the mail. Can't stop. Please send help.

These people like dresses so much it's like they're Walter Blue over here.

I usually watch monster trucks on Sunday Sunday Sunday, but yes let's do it. 7PM is nice. I'll be a bit late.

I have a larger and more spectacular Hallowed Hayes Hall. I commissioned Michael Strahan and D'Angelo to paint the ceiling like the Sistine Chapel, with Sean and Hayes as God and Adam, but they thought I said Sixteen Candles so now it's more of an Anthony Michael Hall rather than a Hallowed Hayes one.

Thank you, Scott.

I thought the commercial was some real Grade A softball shit, to be honest, but, yeah, I do have it projecting on loop over my Sean Shrine. Chanson is not off base.

And the Academy Award for Best Film Editing goes to Tim Treese.

Yes, it is very nice that we all have three-dimensional, tangible and completely corporeal living beings that can love and be loyal and are definitely NOT ones and zeroes like some kind of Matrix dog.

Can't handle all this goodness. Y'all lovelies got me feeling like a regular Scrooge McNobody. And somehow Engineer Cody's a regular Huge McSomebody now and I've got no one to look up to. But thanks for the warm heart. Quit hogging all the humanity.

Healing powers with a little extra ginger thrown in? Sounds to me like Larchmont Juicery owes royalties to Hayes' beard.

I made a better version just for you, Marshman. Swing back to that post(er) and get your peepers on it!

Is this canon?

But do make sure your entire being summarizes into a picture of a mug, Toro. We just need you to commit to our base reality. You can be any color you'd like. Preferably blue.

I'm satired of you confusing geek mockery and Greek mythology, Andrew. Unrelated: Do you guys understand that plate Jewish folks use during Passover. I've heard of a horseshoe, but a horse plate? Give me a horse break! Break me off a piece of that clip-clop bar!

Maybe I'm just a racist, but this guy is so angry I think he's the two-time Academy Award winning director of Life of Pi and Brokeback Mountain!

I hope you guys didn't order any milkshakes for lunch, because this episode was clearly the last straw!

Sean and Hayes really know how to drive people nuts. My almonds are always delivered on time. Delino is just sounding off here, but he should turn his sound back on! Their timing was off this week because of a FLAT tire not satire.

You can't say Delino didn't get to the root of the problem, though. I just wish he didn't have to dig up that nice tree.

It seems like our lovely hosts have rubbed this Delino fellow the wrong way. Sounds like they'll need to give their masseuse license back.

Sean and Hayes are making waves in the comedy world, for sure. And let's just say surfers are really starting to notice.