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They are one and the same. Exhibit A: I rest my case.

Hey, guys, what are you gonna say about all these missing airplanes while in your Enzo?

Shoutout to Andy's dad for my Christmas present. You come from good stock, though he gets a little randy about Robin Wright. I guess it runs in the family.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BOOKHEADS. You're all on my Nice List. Do yourself a favor and mix some eggnog and Kraken together. Gotta use up those regrets real quick since they don't roll over into the New Year.

Feel like I could go Full Chanson after watching that. [Redacted] Cool rant. No regrets. EDIT: Not a fan of that guy.

I agree. I've attempted to right my anti-intellectual wrongs. I hope to be awarded points by Joe McHardwick.

Uh, as Betrayers of Their Benefactors, they are all obviously condemened to Judecca, the Fourth Round of Dante's Ninth Circle of Hell, where, along with Judas and Brutus, they are completely encapsulated in ice and compelled to listen to their own terrible screams dubbed over various episodes of The Wolf Den. Click for Further Condemnations

Hayes doesn't want us to reference the jokes of other Earwolf shows, but Hayes doesn't have to put "Likes" on the table for his family like us forum-goers do. Well, maybe it's just me, but for me sometimes we're tired and foggy from slaving at blue collar jobs cleaning out the slits on credit card machines all day because we got Cs in high school trying to raise our adopted siblings while brgrmom worked the streets. And, sure, we didn't go to Harvard, but maybe some of us really love our families and don't want to see them starve, you know, and so somehow daddy's gotta bring home the "Likes" every week. And maybe we live post-check to post-check, so we can't take risks and we can't be creative or smart or nice or even cool because what if Chanson or Tim or Bruce isn't that into it and doesn't click, you know? We're forced to just give the people what they want, to play it again and again, Sam, like in that movie. And maybe it's really mentally taxing and now we have a problem abusing the pink stuff, like Pepto, but isn't that life and isn't that sacrifice and don't we still pay for the pro version every month?

I remember when I was still an innocent like Chanson. T. Swizzle and I have gone through the full gamut of a relationship in my head many times over now--too scared to kissy, though, even in fantasy--and it has everything to do with her music and very little to do with her coffee stirrer get-away sticks and otherwise sickly appearance. Gotta stay impartial here, though, because Cleese and I have also gone through the full gamut of a relationship, though that was a totally physical thing. Brit-com is just too dry for me.

It's eerie how easily moviecat's Stephie-friend was able to capture my spirit. Didn't think my whole outlook could be boiled down to six simple words, but the guests just really do seem totally hot to me. Corker of a human, this chick. Straight honored to be on her radar.

Name: Brian Age: 22.998 years Relationship: The Soloist starring Robert Downey Jr. Facebook Link: http://www.facebook.com/bgh35 Sean or Hayes? Too personal. Cat? Dog, but it's really my mother's. King Loofus Scarmichael III a.k.a. Isaac Can I see your D (dad)? Please reference previous postings.

Why is everyone on this forum secretly very talented and artistic and creative and producing wonderful content? Please be less secretive. Also, I am going up to LA tomorrow for my heppy borfdag if anyone wants to see Inherent Vice or a show at UCB or egg the Hollywood sign with me, but please understand when I flake out that it was me and not you.

If only this were the show that regularly cuts Sean and Hayes studio time short. I would wholeheartedly approve and have to apologize for the months of vitriol I've spit in my head.

Roughly 54 minutes and 54 seconds.

Holy moly. Where'd the beards go? The boys are straight babyfacin' it right now.

Unbelievable work up in here, everybody. I haven't been around for long, but I'm thinking we maybe have one of the greatest of all time (#GOAT) Earwolf threads on our hands... If not by quality, certainly by quantity. Now let's put a bow on it and throw it under the damn tree.

Let's never post in any other thread. Jarrad Paul deserves this infamy.

Look who I just saw skipping out on his Thomas Middleditch interview, leaving Hayes to handle that ego all by himself. Maybe Chanson was right.

I hope this episode is called Salad, Chanson, Anastasia, Brian, Andrew, Sam, Bruce, Grant, James and Others, Our Biggest Fans.

I took a selfie with some of you guys during the call mostly for posterity, but now it's just a time capsule of my shame. Also, hey, Brett. Also, I have been out of likes for the past hour. So, I mean no disrespect to anyone. I'll get ya on the flipside.

Mmmm. Yes. Admittedly, I had them on speakerphone, which they did not appreciate, and was otherwise generally ill-prepared for public mouth talkings. I get aggressive when the nerves kick in and, unfortunately, the nerves did not kick in so I let them walk all over me like some kind of terrible Engineer Chanson Frankenstein. LIVE AND LEARN.

Yikes. I didn't get to use any of my pre-prepared material, for instance confusing this call-in show with one for The Wolf Den or saying I had a ticky and would really like to redeem it for a washy.

R.I.P. Chanson

Yes. You need to be the 100th caller.

I may faint when I hear the beeping noise, robot lady.