NiceDad43

that's pretty twisted, and it's so twisted that it makes me wonder are you writes for the funny joke cards?

I actually saw an ad for theloniousjunk's services at ashleymadison.com, and after i agreed to help him get his wife back and sent off all 50 captain crunch box tops he offered to not only sponsor me on the site, but to write my first ten posts for me, including this one, and now I just sit back and wait for the premium legacy benefits to kick in

first they don't return your calls then they friggin loff their butts off then they make scary posts in your forum with bright text and an aggressive font and then you win (the second least popular slot in the earwolf network)

I have been showing the episode of candy land to all of my nerdier friends, they're all laughing because they understand how competitive you can get in the heat of battle, but also it's really silly and fun that they're taking candy land so seriously

Only post in original content threads, hanging out in the episode ones is strongly frowned upon and widely believed to contribute to stagnation If Hollywood Handbook wants to beat the wolf den, it has to be lean, mean, and wildly difficult to navigate

you'd have to act fast, word around the water cooler is that we're hitting critical mass on these smash'em'ups

Thank you, and can we please have a conversation about IHOP's "Scary Face Pancakes"? Pancakes they advertise are so spooky and haunted, they disappear? First of all, I'm a dad, and I have children in the room and they're on my knee and we're watching Hulu on the TV thanks to amazon box, and this commercial comes on. They're bouncing on my knee and going crazy like kids do and it's halfway through the commercial before I realize that they're not bouncing for fun: they're shaking. In fear! Genuine fear! And I'm shaking right along with them! No warning, not even a red band which is somehow legal these days. And you expect me to believe these things are for kids? And they do it every year? Can someone PLEASE use their hollywood connections to get these horror film advos pulled?

you'd get better compression ratios on your enhances if you used a jerry rigged winrawr#7zip algorithm that's been homebrewed but that's good work all the same

The coin has now become fully fixed in the ole electricity watering hole, and I cannot remove It with my own strength alone If anyone has any tips for getting coins out the electric lighter socket of a 2012 fully furnished Miata with comprehensive, I would be eternally grateful. Sorry for taking this off topic

I'm making this post from my phone now and I DONT want any spoilers but I had to jump in and say that I was fishing a northern coin out of my cigarette lighter (I call it a phone buffet because it's where mine goes to fiiill up!) in a parking lot when And I swear to gee oh dee I'm not trolling here. I'm not flaming anyone But Sean mentions Winn Dixie, and I was *in* a winn Dixie parking lot. Now that's some freaking Winn right there. I didn't even know they had Winn dixies in San Diego

so here's my problem. you don't need me to tell you that cotton candy dancing is basically in right now. the street smarts of pop up artisanal cotton candy vending meets the rhythm and flow of whatever music gets your feet on the floor; it's a pretty sweet combination i wanted to get into the scene but i don't have a lot of doseph right now so i've been experimenting with virtual spinning machines (VSMs) that i acquired...shall we say creatively ; ), and I think I'm making some really good progress, but all of these old school/cool school "purists" keep making fun of me every time i bring my lenovo thinkpad to a candy meet. i'm doing all the moves, and i'm programming all the motions, i'm every bit as creative as they are, but sometimes it feels like they're just not going to accept me until i actually spin real physical cotton candy. as if anyone has the money for that these days. sorry for the rant, but i figure if anyone would appreciate the hardships an innovative technophile has to endure, it'd be you chaps. have you ever run into frustrating roadblocks while trying to bring digital goodness to outdated hobbies and practices?