watchayakan
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PS: Adam Pally and Ben Schwartz hosted the Late Late Show last night and it's incredible.Β
That is possibly the weirdest episode of a talk show I've seen. Pally and Schwartz should do a show about taking over a late night talk show where the entire crew hates them. It would be not dissimilar to 30 Rock from the Sun.
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#girlyouneedtovent?
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Ms. Sodaro, what is with all the HEAT in the room?
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Ms. Sodaro, you recently were heard on an episode of Bob's Burgers. How does it feel to be one of the few women to voice a woman on that show? Are you and Kristen Schaal best buds now?
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Ms. Sodaro, why isn't there any more episodes of The Betsy Podcast?
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Ms. Sodaro, how come comedians don't come to my city?
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What is this game? Tell me more.
It's a tabletop card game that kind of mocks the idea of games like DnD and the like. Each turn you try to kill a monster to move up a level and level ten is winning. There are cards that can help you or hurt you, other players can help or hurt you, and the rules and the way cards conflict made the game endlessly complicated in the way that arguments pop up even if you have played dozens of times. But at the same time the actual gameplay is simple. There's also tonnes of themed expansions like zombies, western, etc.
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Have any of you played Munchkin? Five of us played a three hour game tonight and for the last half 3-5 of us were on level nine the entire time. Best game of anything I've ever played. I wonder if there is a way to play online with people far away - like y'all!
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I got into the Cracked podcast, which was my first podcast, then found i4h and HH through that. After a few episodes of HH where they kept referencing RSS in the ads I stopped and listened to all of RSS. I loved HH since the beginning; Jake Johnson is still one of my favourite guests.
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For a long time I thought the pro version was for people who had donated, but it's really just a shout out to forum posters.
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I don't think I talk about most of those things.
We read between the lines.
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...featuring 9 Paul F. Tompkins mini figs.
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All this stand up talk reminds me of the time I did stand up.Β
I was in New York back in the early '90s and found myself in a comedy club. There was supposed to be this big star there doing jokes or whatever but he never showed up, so the owner of the club came up to me and asked if I wanted to take his place. I warned him that I had never done jokes before but he said I was so good-looking and cool that he was sure I could do it.
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Anyway, I got up and improvised a totally rando observ that slayed. Then I followed up with a one-two gut punch of bazonko killer funnies, and one guy died of laughing too much. Then there was a guy at the side of the stage and he was on the phone saying "Chris! Chris, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Rock. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!". They wanted me to sign for Deaf Jam or something but I didn't want to because comedy isn't art.
not enough likes in the world
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About the time I was almost murdered.
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am I crazy or has Matt told the left ear story on an earlier i4h... or on another podcast perhaps? I usually start listening to the show as soon as I wake up so my mind is still somewhat hazy, but it sounded very familiar for some reason.
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also, I'm with him on that snow video... it looks and sounds contrived as fuck.
He has. That time they went off on a scene where two parents went on vacation and brought back for their son, who has a stump for a hand, a shirt from a bar that has "___'s Stump" as its title. I wish I could remember the episode as it was an awesome scene.
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Also, guys, I didn't realize the Shaq scene was a scene until it was over. Kind of blew my mind.
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I watched Transparent about six weeks ago. It was amazingly beautiful and, no jokes guys, I cried once or twice.
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Vaccines are crazy these days! What happened to the 1950's when every household had a standard vaccine with the disposable dust bags you would buy at the store and then throw out once they were full!
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Vaccines these days are so hi-tech! With cyclone technology and "just the right amount of suction!" Like, what?!? Please, just take me back!!! And no, vaccine salesman, I DON'T need a mini vaccine to clean the Doritos crumbs that fall on my chest OR an extendable arm to get into the "hard to reach" spots! Dust is good for you and anyone who says different is a whackjob! Next thing you know they'll be saying you'll need to get a vacuum shot at the doctor's office to prevent "dust bunnies!" Aye! Mama mia!!!
I think you got a little TWISTED up there, Joe. The word you're looking for is vacisil.
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VB, is your dad down with the new world order of woman being equal? 'Cause if not, he can cut. it out.
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This episode was really nice and fun. I had a grin on the whole time.
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Earlier today I was thinking how Joe Lo Truglio would make a great guest on HH but their hint at next week makes me hope for Chelsea Peretti. She should be in everything.
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Yeah, cause smart folks like us, we were never new. Only a big dumb idiot would be new to the forums. I say we kick out LydonDontCallMeLyndon IMMEDIATELY! #imbeingsarcastic #thereshouldbeasarcasmfont
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Edit: Actually, I think I only like new guys. I'm bored of all you old guys, and that includes me. #stillbeingsarcastic
So do I still fit that? I want you to like me and I am a fan of the movie The New Guy.
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All you people who live in LA or even in the Bay area upset me with your coolness and meeting cool people.
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I feel bad for saying that S+H should stick with UCB guests. They know better than I possibly could.
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If Weird Al, Star Jones, Ringo Starr, Warren Buffet and Bart Starr joined Storage Wars and got in a feud outside a celebrity storage facility and cattle ranch over who had the lamest retro Star Wars t-shirt from the Disney retail outlet, would the headline be: Stalwart Steers Stare Where Stars Store Wares as Storage Wars Stars Starr, Warren, Star, Weird and Starr Stir War On Who Wore Worst Worn Star Wars Store Wear
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No, it would not.
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I love how similar Matt's Chinese woman is to his German man.
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I wish I had dreams like Joe. Or dreams at all.
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Guys, I think my brain is broken.
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Guys, isn't it obvious how awards should work? They go to the most money! So Marvel movies should win mist awards, RDJ gets both actor awards and Sandra Bullock gets both tits acting awards. D'uh.
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130: 12:30-18:40. The boombox/sandwich/competitions scene of the 4/20 special.