Spunky Foonerism

What the heck goes on in that old head of yours*, Ronnie Hog? lol! You are a real wacko but we love you for it. *I mean, aside from what you just posted.

yeah right! The real Bruce Reid Robinson II left these parts long ago, swearing never to return. That name carries a lot of weight in these parts and you can't just call yourself Bruce Reid Robinson II on this forum without ruffling some feathers and jostling some other, different feathers. If you hope to take up that mantle, first you need to prove yourself, second, you'll probably need to call yourself Bruce Reid Robinson III. It just makes more mathematical sense, in a counting way.

Burn the torch!

You know how it gets to be the middle of the day and you're feeling hungry, but also depressed and lazy? If you're anything like me, you think "I could make a sandwich but what's the point. I don't feel like going to all that trouble, and its not like I'll die from skipping lunch one more time and then pigging out on snacks in the middle of the afternoon. Even if I did die, the dogs would eat me and the world would be a better place." Well today I figured out a little lifehack, and I want to share it with you guys. You already have the ingredients, and the kitchen is only a couple feet away. Just get up and make the sandwich! You'll definitely feel better for it, and you may just be astonished by how little work it is. Edit: Ashley, definitely learn how to pick locks. It is very, very useful. Edit: I assume you are a fellow burglar.

No that podcast already exists, its all about putting speculums in anuses. Edit: Hahaha!

I don't have a favorite, because actually, I think Sean and Hayes are actually both very good podcasters. Edit: Do you guys think they are friends in real life?

Scuzzman, Isn't it crazy to look back at the past and realize that even back then, things were still different.

Dear Scuzzman, as a coach I know you'd agree that it is important to set a good example of self-control and discipline for your players. Do you have any mental tricks that help you keep your cool when Venice Beach muscle-heads come over and tear down your volleyball nets and kick sand at your players.

Haha yes these backwater cities like Pittsburgh and Boston, so cute. Truly world-class cities like New Orleans and New Amsterdam can only chuckle in a pitying way as you scrabble for our leftover musical theatre events.

Drake type [fellow] get mad u leave book face-down w/page open. Him type [fellow] say it break spine use bookmark.

I thought of a new one. "I used to date the Lord of the Dance," Michael flatly exclaimed.

So this episode is only Sean or something? Hm. Not sure if he's the one I like or not. Is he the one who writes for The Grinder? I guess I'll try listening to it, but I feel like I'm taking a pretty big risk here.

I just have one suggestion which is that you need to ladle the baking soda water over those pretzels no matter what! Even if your pan is deep enough, the pretzels float and you need all that pretzel surface to get covered up with baking soda water. I'm no scientist so I can't explain why, but you make sure and ladle it and don't ask so many questions.

Is "fam" short for "famine?" Because that is REALLY culturally insensitive of you.

It is implausible to me that this would be a fun activity. I've never gone more than one knuckle deep and even that was pretty painful and gave me a severe nosebleed.

do you even html bro?

Hey I just thought of a good Honlads joke. I like my sexy irishmen like I like my cylinders. Graduated. Edit: I know we like to joke around on here sometimes, but seriously, we're all very proud of you.

I just wanted to announce that I have taken a big step today toward the elite forum inner circle. I made my first batch of Greggy's pretzels. If you recent arrivals want to really fit in around here, you better read all the old posts until you find where Greggy posted the recipe, and then you better make the recipe, then you better eat those pretzels. Until you've done that, how can you ever claim to really understand Hollywood Handbok podcast? You can't.

Ashley, its 2015 and its no longer acceptable to go out in whiteface. I think you know this. I'm part white, and I assume you are just trying to be funny but my race and my culture is certainly no joke to me.

Dear Jeff, I'm presently curing a large chunk of meat from the back leg of a hog, and it's going pretty well but I'm not exactly sure when I should stop the process. Can you give me any guidance?

I'd say its impressive that you wrote a poem when you were 5/6. But it IS pretty weird that you count your age in sixths.

I support the New Orleans Pelicans. The Pelicans have the best player so they're going to win the most games. (Not sure how we got Nate Robinson so cheap, but MAN I'm excited for this season!)

Today is a very special day for Danny Boy Warlock, because he turns 9 years old. Everybody give him the ceremonial 9 punches on the arm, and pinch his dick once for good luck! Edit: Special thanks to Gryffingirl77, for posting this photograph somewhere on the internet.

What!? I don't know who Mastermind is, but I don't want to be that guy, he sounds a big stupid idiot. What's his special power? Let me guess, it's being dumb and also probably super stinky farts. I hate Mastermind and I want to be Plastic Man. Fine, I guess I'll be stupid old Mastermind. But, since you didn't explicitly rule it out, I am ALSO Plastic Man. And also I can fly, and I have all Bruce Wayne's money. ^ this is totally me right now. Plastic Man!

Who cares if you're a girl or a guy, we're all pretty much the same. Maybe I'm a crazy romantic, but the way I see it, everybody has a butthole, two boobs, a dick, and a vagina. That's all that really matters.