Spunky Foonerism

If you kick a hornets' nest, you can expect to get stung on the feet. Which is metaphorically what is happening here. In case that wasn't intuitive.

Here's a picture of Hurricane Dennis. It's been a while, I want to make sure these noobs know who's whom.

My wife loves all those cooking shows, where it is people who are actually good cookers that are competing (Distinct from the ones where it is just regular shlubs). So I've probly seen an episode or two of Master Chef. But I am bored by your story of seeing that guy, I am much more interested in why you were in Cooperstown. You a big Fenimore-head? Or perhaps you are being inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame? I ask because I spent quite a few summers up there at my step-D's mom's lake house.

The word waffle means something. You can't just sculpt toast, or a potato, or whatever base food that is, into a grid and call it waffles.

likewise. you're a very good bear.

I just saw that HBO is making Teen Pope, with Jude Law in the lead role. I'm not kidding.

Not you. Not Andrew T. Other Andrew. Fun's fun, but I can't believe I am having to even explain this, it was only a couple pages ago.

I promise, you do NOT want to make Andrew come in here and tell you again.

Edit: Hahah, just kidding. Little inside joke, I hope you'll forgive me. Edit: Oh, shit, I see it now. I really AM pleased with myself!

I'm actually happy to be able to finally make the switch into the CBB message board, because I'm sick of how much fun everyone has back in the HH forum. I'm ready for a nonstop bloodbath of negativity, self-loathing and despair. How can I ingratiate myself here so that I never ever have to go back? PS I hate myself, everyone else is better and funnier than me. PPS I also hate this show, and Sean and Hayes. The only thing I like about it is that it makes me sad. And angry. PPS Everyone else on here, fuck you! We're enemies now! PPPS C+ ep?

I was waiting so eagerly for someone else to say this one, so I could mock them for how dumb it is. But you dickheads let me down, so here you go. I hope you hate it. One thread to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them! Edit: I can never wash my hands enough.

That's the stuff I'm hoping for. In fact, I think what I really want is for them to be guests on HIS show.

Hmm. I agree with Chelsea Peretti as a phenomenal HH guest but maybe not as much for CBB. How about Adomian as Huell Howser or Jesse Ventura? I'd also like to hear them with Jimmy Pardo as himself, either on HH or CBB.

I've never done a google hangout, but I strongly recommend it. It seems like a good way to actually get to know each other as people, and the OG forumers who have done it seem to have become much closer friends after. Also, if you share your real address in google hangout, I've heard that Valerie will mail you an ear.

OH MY GOD Sean's gmail roulette Brian Baumgartner story!

The blind items bit that has Jimmy Carter fingering Jennifer Lawrence etc is v funny.

from Middleditch ep: By Ho Ho Hove I think EggNog it, owning a dog is worse than crime etc.

I agree with RanRan, and also with all the things everyone has said so far, and also Nicole Byer doing her Girl Show sassy character. JMonsterface, i was very touched by your drawing. I don't always understand you, but you are a pretty good internet son. For the most part. You still have to go to military academy summer school. Because it builds character. OK HOW ABOUT BECAUSE I SAID SO!

More like Jacob C-is-for-Corn-on-the-Cob, because boy isn't that a nice thing to have in the summertime! By the way, I also haven't been posting, and the only person who even missed me is my internet son JMonsterface. Speaking of which, I don't care how many of your friends are going, no internet son of mine is going to spend the summer at some sissy dance academy! Boys shouldn't do dancing, it's in the bible. Yeah, go ahead and run off to your room, I was going to send you there anyway. And DON'T SLAM THE....shit. Why did I even have internet kids.

Is it the name? It's the name, isn't it. Seriously. I'm pretty sure it's the name.

Me too. I been missing all the pictures too. If this keeps up, I'll be needing you all to include verbal descriptions to accompany each image.

We could come up with a movie poster, Sillylilly can draw it up, and then we can pester Sean and Hayes into doing a table read for it. Because if we pester them enough, they always do what we want them to in the end. Edit:maybe something appropriate for the Comics Books: Movies label.

Oh god yes, I've heard that the Thai iced teas from Long Island are to die for!

Can't help you. The guy I use is pretty terrible, frankly. Edit: I said it was a tall building.

I just jumped off a tall building! I only hope my Hayzie Bone like finishes buffering its way through the servers or whatever before I hit the ground.