Spunky Foonerism

You've seen the entirety of it. I wish I had a Hurricane Dennis onesie with a hood and dog ears, but I don't. I will say, however, that 100% of my wardrobe has dog hair woven into it, as does every piece of fabric or upholstry in my house and car. I'm glad Dennis was in your dream - appearing in dreams is just a thing he likes to do sometimes for his fans. Edit:

It's a little early in the week for me to bust out such an awesome update, but I had to spread the good news. I got a package today, and if last week is any indication, you'll be very excited to know that it was a pair of Dennis-fur knit gloves. They are fuckin' sick as hell, but unfortunately its basically summer weather in New Orleans from here on out. They were supposed to be flip top mitten-gloves, but my sister ran out of Dennis yarn and her spinning wheel is broken. Sisters are great, if you don't have one, you should get one ASAP.

Roasted brussels sprouts - toss sprouts in [olive oil, S&P, lime juice], roast on a cookie sheet or jellyroll pan at 425 for 15 min, turning once or twice. I covered mine in grated Parmesan while they were fresh out of the oven. Delicious and healthy, and will probably make you fart like the Charles Dickens. Edit: that's 425 degrees Fahrenheit, or 218.3 C for you Euros and scientists. Edit: why isn't a metric minute 100 seconds? It definitely should be. Edit: I didn't ever like B-sprouts until I tried them roasted. They good.

Couldn't find any, huh? Try bing.

It's great, you should append it to your signature.

But then how would we know if somebody was stolen by a mean crab? I think you need to petition Gabe to rewrite the code and add a new section for SSN.

What is this guy, some kind of...villain!? By the way, this forum has its very own Mean Detective.

Maybe it's good! I mean, if a skyrocket is good, which is something that rises into the sky and then explodes...a Hindenburg is probably REALLY good. Edit: I thought of another reason that its good. The Hindenburg killed a lot of people, and in comedy, killing a bunch of people is like the best you can do! Edit:Also, did you notice that Doc-Occerman really started to notice Sean and Hayes after they went on Haim Slides? Longer time slot, now they're reading all the ads, etc.

That clears it up perfectly!

The Scott Awkwardman & Jeff Ulrich ep is a good one to try, in that the post-intro part of it is somewhat similar to a CBB group improv scenario rather than the usual hilarious fake interview. Sinbad is my all time favorite guest segment because he immediately gets the vibe and is super funny (and probably partly out of surprise and relief that such a big-shot old guy like him fit in so quickly to the tone of the show.) Dave Thomas is also a phenomenal guest.

CBB is like beasty boys now because of how much the Ads Rock. CBB is like beastie boyz now because of how much the Ad-Rocks. CBB is like a beasty boy now because of all the Ad-Rocks. That new CBB ad rocks so much it is like Beasty Boys.

There's so many characters its like the Japanese kanji alphabet in here!

I'm not actually angry. But it isn't me you have to worry about. It's Freja.

Delino DeShields hasn't been around in a few weeks, so we ARE in the market for a new villain. Diaper, you should stick around and make everyone real mad some more. Grr! I hate lists of favorite eps, especially if they are in separate posts! I'm so inspired by my anger that I'm going to go write an epic poem about it!

I think the problem is that you were bribed into multiposting, with promises of sweet, sweet hat photos. Something about the spirit of amateurism, I guess. Hey, Barry Bonds may not make it into the official record books, but he made literally thousands of dollars playing the sport he loved, and in the end that isn't so bad. We're just like Barry Bonds.

Hey, I know this is a pretzels & dog photos forum, but remember that podcast we all used to listen to last Tuesday? If it comes back again someday, I hope we get to ask Kyle Boswell some questions. I want to know how he feels about Greggy's pretzels. And if he owns a sick hat made of dog hair. Edit: Because I do.

They aren't I bet. That is my dining room table, which is very nice. My floors are pretty beat up. I have a nice table, and a nice hat, but beat up old floors.

It makes me feel like a king when I wear it for sure. I look like an acorn, but I feel like god-damned king!

Here's a more technical view of the hat. The light grey is from some wool that had to be spun together with the Dennis fluff to make a functional yarn. Dog hair is totally smooth, and wool has scales that make it bind together better. Even with that, the smooth dog hair comes undone from the yarn, which is why the hat has such a great halo of fuzz all over it.

I'll post a pic if we get to 650.

I have incredible self-control, I haven't had coffee in two weeks! Every time I feel like I need a coffee, I just order and eat an entire pizza instead.

I have a winter hat that my sister knitted for me. She spun the yarn from Hurricane Dennis's fur. It's a really great hat, it is stylish and super fuzzy. I'm not kidding about this. I get compliments on it from strangers all the time, and then when I tell them that its made from my dog's hair they get really weirded out. #awkwardconfessions #conversationstarter

[redacted] That is a nice drawing of a train! Your friends seem nice too!

If you can read this, you're too close. Besides, what you should be reading is Hollywood Handbook forums. Don't blame me, I voted for Hollywood Handbook. Baby on board! (It's Hayes's) or Baby on board! (It's Seans's) And the classically simple: