Spunky Foonerism

If I've learned one thing, its that comedy is about subverting expectations, and also that comedy is ACTUALLY about surprises. What I like about Sean and Hayes is that I come into each episode expecting them to subvert my expectations, and instead they always surprise me by living up to my expectations. I fall for it every god-damned time, and it is always hysterical!

He should probably wear a thimble so he doesn't prick his finger, because his cranky comments are so in (sewin') right now. PS I don't always know when a joke, or even an entire category of humour, is dead, so I apologize for that. #sorry(notreally)

I wonder if Delino DeShields has the super power to split into Zack de la Rocha, Tim Commerford, Tom Morello and Brad Wilk, because he is all the rage.

Are you kidding, Hazie Bone is liking all his friggin' posts! We should be trying to be more like him!

I can't speak for anyone else, but I like them because they are just like me - middle-aged white men who are smart and funny and handsome, and who are endowed with...how shall I put this...a certain special something. In the pants area. And who are good at sports, but who are also kind of nerds.

I came over from Hollywood Handbook to listen to this, and not only did I like Sean and Hayes (duh), but also I like Lorne Lapkus. Realizing that more than one kind of thing can be good and funny is making my brain light up with all kinds of stripes and waves! This feeling is weird and I hate it.

Ugh, let me save you the trouble of having someone point out that in Europe the clocks go to 24 or some shit. Life lesson, anytime you point out that something is incorrect, you'll be shot down with "But that's how its done in Europe!" It must be so great over there. Sorry, "Over their."

They're the underground kings. It's all totally corporate anyway, I think Halliburton rigged the election. A corporation is not a person, SCOTUS, and shouldn't be able to decide the outcome of the dog-parade elections! Gerrymandering! Hanging Chad!

Oooh SKULLMUG! Edit: Okay, so I just googled "What is the funniest mug?" and this came up, which is pretty solid work on google's part.

Literally!

Mm. Ok, well then I don't question it either, and I wasn't mad or scared by it and I was just joking. Prepare to be surprise-friended, you bunch of friendos! Edit: Anastasia, you got me already! (Still not scared.)

I just looked at my profile to check my ratio, and saw to my great surprise that Chanson is now my friend. Don't get me wrong, I'm not strictly opposed to being Earwolf friends with Chanson, but do I have no say in this? Is this the work of the Earwolf mods who have screened all our posts and decided that he and I have achieved friendship? Can I just go onto anyone's profile and declare that I am their friend? Did I accidentally click something that indicated my agreement to befriend Chanson? What the eff is going on here!? Chanson, did you agree to this? Edit: Also, why isn't everyone else my friend?

Shh. You had me at "clip-clop bar."

I'm afraid I can't help Delino navigate the public transportation system, because where does he get off!? PS I can't always tell when its time for something to be over, especially when I'm having fun. #Sorry(notsorry)

We're inching, however slowly, toward the ability to make a comment "popular."

There once was a woman from Venus Who posted "Yo have you all seen this? Some guy in the forum has broken decorum!" It would be a waste not to rhyme this with penis.

A poem for that guy. Here I sat- Tired and lazy. Tried to criticize satire, But ended up just like a circus acrobat*. *flipping crazy

Good point, it can't be all friendos and no villains. And this guy is like an ampersand resting under a big leafy tree (i.e. a shady character).

Delino gets much cooler and better looking when he crosses the border from Florida into Alabama, because he is fly off the 'handle!

You're right to be steamed because in case you didn't know, nerds IS the new bullies. You might think you intimidate us with your cool job pumping gas, but somebody on here, some "NERD", is probably going to invent a new kind of car that runs on Gatorade or some shit, and then you'll have to get retrained and learn how to pump Gatorade. And we'll be loffing. Edit: Also, jokes on you tough guy, I didn't have a girlfriend in high school.

Sean and Hayes might have just turned this guy into a sexy minister, because he's so hot under the collar!

I think he scratched his head above an upward pointing fan, because his dander is up!

This guy is going to lose his virginity on a camping trip, because he's so fucking in tents. Edit: This guy is going to lose his virginity on a camping trip, because he's fucking in so many tents.

Delino's comment has really made me reevaluate my life.