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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Please keep this up forever. I am literally ROFLing on the floor, LOLing out loud!
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Is this a trick? Are you satiring us? We've been getting a lot of tricksters on here recently. Followup question, are you actually Jo McGurl?
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    I shopped around a LOT and she had the greatest number of legs among all the wife candidates. Ok, yes, it was a tie for first place, so I went to the tiebreaker of being smart and funny and pretty and nice.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    It is a brisk 52 degrees here (11 C for you Euros), but it is going to jump to 75 degrees (297 kelvin) for Sunday's parades. Which sucks because that is a little too warm not only for a three-legged chowchow to be hopping a mile (1609m), but also for my two-legged wife to walk a mile (8 furlongs) in a black fuzzy bathrobe/Emperor Palpatine costume. So I guess I just wanted to say that while you are enjoying all your precious snowflakes, I'll be suffering through sunny, warm weather and fun outdoor activities with my family. #MardiGrasSucks Edit: #JustKidding #ComeToMardiGras
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Holy shit! In unrelated news, I've decided what I'm getting for my first tattoo.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Newbie 4 Life is very clever. You've got the goods, Marshall Mellow. You've got the goods.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Hooray for Shannon! At the foot of her statue it will say "A three-star administrator in our hearts."
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    On the same day as the new "infinite-likes" policy?! Its like Xmas in July, only in February. Gabe? Is this your doing? We'll raise a statue of you in the town square!
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    I know I've been too shy to actually participate in a hangout so far, but my favorite teen 80's movie is My Science Project, followed closely by Real Genius*. So...cue those up for some future hangout, and I'll imagine you all getting together and talking about them and having fun and laughing. *I should clarify that they were my favorite movies at the time. In the 80's. I might have a different opinion now that I'm a big strong adult.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    District of Colombia Pierson, Ep #23. Edit: I didn't know off the top of my head, so I don't know if this counts. I had to look it up on a little site called "Let me Google that for you." It's like Google, but for condescending dickheads.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    I am re-listening to the Sinbad ep, and it is a laugh a minute. Literally. Sorry to bring up old stuff.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    If we all team up, I'm sure we can see that star! Let's try it, and see if we can do it.Okay everybody like...hmmm...THIS comment, chosen at total random. If nothing else, it will establish whether there are 50 of us in here.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Yeah, and some of you are the Latvian peeners of Earwolf currency! *I don't know what this means, but it seems insulting and possibly racist hilarious.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    That is the most erotic thing I've ever seen, and I've watched Showgirls. Or it would have been, but I was distracted by the fact that the two digits of the number "33" appear to be in different fonts. Accident? Fashion statement? Coded message?
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Ok, I'm a little scared to go public with this, but I have a hot scoop*. Somebody is undermining HH from INSIDE EARWOLF! This is the hundo'th comment, but on the front page of Earwolf internet homepage it only says 41 comments. Alert an administrator, someone of two-star rank or higher! *Hahaha, nasty!
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Shannon, What do the stars under the administrators' names indicate? Is it like being a admiral? How come the hosts don't get stars? How do we make Agata and July get more stars? Do they have to do something heroic, or do we nominate them or what? Can I nominate you for another star for your heroism in the "Jiffypop Incident"?* *I'm trying to learn European-style.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    He's pretty active in the "Yo Is This Racist" forum. Interestingly, though Dennis appears black, it's all just fur. His skin is milky white.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Swift justice! Be forewarned that this has inspired me to adopt the same rule in my house from here forward: if anyone attacks a guest, they are not allowed on the earwolf forums for TWO weeks. Yes, Hurricane Dennis, that includes you. And no, the mailman is not considered a guest.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    WHAT! Oh, now I'm even more mad. Mad that I didn't know that.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    I didn't like that he or she put the first question mark outside the end-quotation mark. That's simply incorrect, and even if it was done ironically, it makes me unironically mad. I couldn't even read the rest of the comment, because I was blinded by rage.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Mmmm. Yes. And we are like the innocent trolls, sitting quietly under our nice bridge, trying to have a nice conversation but we can't because the bad goat is causing so much racket!
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    I actually think that women CAN be funny, and that Betsy Sedaris IS a good lady comedienne.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    I know this was recorded Saturday, so there's no way they could have known, but Left Shark is now the funniest reference.
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Grep! Greatest Grep of All Time! GGAT*! My favorite part was where they asked all of my questions and said my name a bunch of times and made fun of me sitting here in anticipation of them reading my question (very accurately, I might add). I've always felt like this show is secretly about me and my life, but now it is overtly about me! How fun for everyone! *(Which is also an initialism for Greatest Goat of All Time. Coincidence?)
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