Spunky Foonerism

What a twist ending! I can't wait for the prequels to come out.

I only found out like a month ago that my PGQ was asked on the Pauly Shore ep because I'd been too afraid to listen to it all this time. I still haven't listened to the whole thing, so I'm happy to finally get a good description of the experience, Lizzy. Thank you.

Ashley your avatar pic is a cinematic masterpiece. There is a perfect suspenseful tension...you are clearly about to take a sip of that delicious beer, but you are so engrossed in your phone that there seems to be a high probability that you'll bonk your beer into the side of your face. Anyhoooo....I've been watching it for a while now, but nothing has happened. Can you please update your avatar so we know how it ends?

Episode of what? What are you even talking about? If you don't have anything to contribute about Croworld, don't just post nonsense please.

That is some serious coffee shaming. Steve, you do you, and hold your head up high as you enjoy your nice new coffee robot! I remember when I first got my Dyson vacuum and a close friend came up to me on the very same day I bought it and told me that they felt so sorry for me because I was denying myself the meditative experience of hand-plucking all the dirt and dog hair from my floors. They are dead to me now. And they are also dead to everyone else. I vacuumed them to death.

You guys are being a couple of real dickheads blockheads!

Oh that old thing? Just something I found in my yard while I was digging up weeds. No big deal.

It still needs some work to clean it up and put the teeth back in. I wasn't able to find the big top fangs when I found this skull, unfortunately.

Yeah, there's a little thing called the book Rascal, by Sterling North, you should look it up some time, dummies! Raccoons are the number one pet. I have a raccoon skull, want to see it?

The best name of all is Dick Outline, but you can't use it, that's my gaming handle.

This child is going to find his way into the earwolf forums someday. To give him a leg up, you probably want him to have a funny before-and-after name. Here's one right off the dome: Charles Bronson Pinchot. Edit: never mind somebody already thought of that one. How about Toby Keith Moon Unit Zappaty Tappity.

You fucked up big time holmes. What kind of crazy top 9 list even is that? You like Chanson Loves Boats and Trains more than Trends With Benefits? You best hit that edit button right quick if you don't want to get banned or start having your avatar "accidentally" change to an embarrassing naked picture of you as a baby. Edit: smdh

Greggy my friendo, you are just the man to answer my question. Do you knit, or do cat's cradle or something? Do you put a podcast in one ear and some good tunes in the other ear? Do you poke your fingers into your eyes so your fingers and eyes will have something to do? Or do you not have attention deficit disorder?

I was really enjoying just chilling in the forums without the artificial topic of a current ep to sidetrack us from just bro-ing out together over the holidays. And YES ladies are bros too now, read a article some time. Anyway I guess now we have to talk about the podcast again. I tried listening to it twice today, but didn't get a lot out of it because I was also watching tv and reading on the internet both times. Seriously, podcasts are boring as fuck, do you guys really just sit and listen to them? What do your eyes do? And your hands? Sooooo...I guess I am finally narrowing down which one of the hosts I like better. Hanes is the one who has been doing all the recent episodes, right? Because the other guy is out of town? Well that is strongly swinging my vote to Hanes. He doesn't puss out like a dick just because of holidays and traveling, like a giant dick-ass traveling little baby-ass BIIIITCH. Hanes is a stone-cold, blue-collar, workingman's hero and I'd be proud to share a beer with him.

Tall men have had the privilege for way too long. Now its time for us medium-height men to take over! It's 2016, I think America is ready for a medium-height man to be president.

#NoTallMen

Honestly, I like to hear about any female body parts, not just boobs. But I'm married so I hope you aren't flirting with ME.

"Hey-hey we're the Beatles! People say we beetle around. We're too busy singing...to crawl all over the ground." #1 beatles song

Oh man what if Bennifer and Brangelina started dating?

Happy remains of the old year! I've got 69 minutes left of 2015 and I resolve to make the most of it, because who knows 2016 might be terrible! #2015forlife #oldyearisthegoldyear Edit: #newyearistheboooyear Edit: ashley you do look very nice

Um, I'm no astronomer, but you're correct that the length of a year is based on the solar calendar and not the lunar calendar. Only a real ignoramus would have said the lunar calendar. Edit: sorry for agreeing with you so hard. Sometimes I feel like a real monster.

Hershey's kiss. KISS album cover. Draw lips on your hand-mouth, then spend the 15 minutes leading up to midnight loudly trying to persuade/coerce your hand to kiss you, in a super creepy aggressive way. At midnight yell "KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!" then for the rest of the party go around asking everyone if they understood your joke. ....my butt! Hahaha I can't believe you fell for it TWICE!

Anyone who doesn't have somebody in mind when midnight rolls around, I know someone who is always available for you to kiss. ...my butt! (just kidding)

In re: not having a show this week. Please see the attached comment (#554), dated 22 December, 2015.