Spunky Foonerism

Every St. Stephen's day I ask myself, WWGKWD? (What would Good King Wenceslas do?)

Bell end! Edit: hey, somebody changed my status! What is this, some kind of trick? If so, good one!

Ok well here is the agent of African sleeping sickness, Trypanosoma brucei gambiense. It's a protozoan, and it is kind of thin and squiggly, surrounded by blood cells. They're very hard to make out, for a couple reasons. First of all, the specimen is probably 60-80 years old, and the staining on the slide has become very faded. Second, I haven't cleaned the lenses of this microscope in a while so the resolution is not great. Third, these little bastards are small as shit (red blood cells are ~0.007mm diameter). If you want to see a better image, then look it up online for yourself! What am I, your personal photomicrographer? Edit: when I was rescuing old boxes of microscope slides from being thrown away, I foolishly seem to have only grabbed single-celled parasites and not parasitic worms. Those are way more interesting-looking and also easier to photograph because of their size. Life is neverending series of regrets and missed opportunities.

Ich bin ein Hulk!

Here is a caterpillar from my yard. It's the caterpillar of the gulf fritillary butterfly, and you're lucky that we don't have winter anymore because otherwise I wouldn't be able to find such a good insect on Dec 23rd. Here's another - same species, younger stage. I tried to get the dogs' noses, but they wouldn't hold still. I'll post a photo of one of my butt flakes later. I've chosen a good one, but I'm still waiting for it to fall off. Edit: if you want a picture of a specific kind of insect and don't mind a photo of a dead specimen from my collection, I could probably hook you up. I also have quite a few parasitology slides, so if there is a human parasite you'd like to see, let me know.

Hey guys, in the spirit of giving and all that bullshit, I'm going to make a special offer to my friends1 on this forum. If there is something that you would like to see an extreme closeup of, I will take a photomicrograph2 of anything you want3 and post it here. Happy Winter Solstice, the worst day of the year! 1 For the sake of this exercise, I am considering all of you to be my friends. For my forum enemies[chiknsammich!4 ] your status is unchanged for all other purposes. 2 I will take the object of your choice and use a camera and a microscope to take a picture of it. 3 It has to be something to which I have access to, and it has to be small enough to fit below the microscope lens. So for those of you who were about to say you want to see my dick, no can do. It's way too big for that. Too big, and also too veiny and too throbbing. 4 This is a joke, chickingsangwich is not my enemy at all he is a nice guy and I love him like a cousin. We just had a terrible misunderstanding that devolved into a violent gangster rap battle startlingly quickly. Please let's not repeat the mistakes of 2015 as we enter the new year.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Edit: thought there wasn't going to be a new episode for another week. Sorry for freaking out.

smdh, you are forgetting about the four best parts of a woman: her boobs (x2), her butt (not the hole, perv!), and her MIND!

But not that Swiss Miss though, right fellas? Rowr!

My favorite part of Blade Runner was when they carried their bobsled across the finish line and the mean german guys started clapping for them, and then Malik Yoba was like I see PRIDE I see POWAH and John Candy was still alive. Edit: I don't remember the rape scene.

Ahem. I believe that should be, "star wars were FINE."

yeah learn how to pronounce it, pho fuck's sake!

When the Pho-man Bares His Steel, Tarantara Tarantara I Pity The Pho Pho Score and Seven Noodles Ago War, HUH, What is it Good Pho (Absolutely Nothing)

Kill the pig! Slit its throat! Spill its blood!

Mosquito Coast. So bizarre! Steve, Air Force One 2 was a very funny good joke. Poo-pooers gonna' poo-poo, don't let it get you down.

I don't feel like clicking the link to find out, but I'm going to guess. Is it Toby Rafelson?

I just re-listened to Ep. 81 yesterday, and man is it so good. My favorite part was when the guests were rendered momentarily speechless by my friend Dixon's good good popcorn gallery question, but the whole episode is classic from start to finish. But we shouldn't listen to that one together because I already just listened to it yesterday. Lets pick one from earlier than that, because I've been working my way backwards.

Who are you going to trust, someone who is both trained and well-compensated to help you and give you good advice, or a bunch of more or less anonymous people who listen to the same comedy show as you? It's a no-brainer, you should obviously kidnap your therapist and coerce them into agreeing that the forum is good for you.

That dog? How disrespectful. His name was Jackson. His dick's name was Eldrich Morningstar III.

My wife's old doggy Jackson somehow knew instinctively the right way to eat from an artichoke leaf. That dog was a genius of eating. Here's a picture of what he looked like. If you've never seen a dog's dick before, well...you're welcome. Now you have. He's dead now so please don't make fun of his dick.

I also thought it was a toenail, and was pretty sickened that Silvrwoman thought that was an ok thing to post here.

Don't put me on blast cause I can't find a podcast I come from the past and this tech moves too fast i listen from web pages and that's why i axed it to him i come from the dark ages, if I had a podcast i'd fax it to him You young guns have your fun while I dissolve my prunes but you're the real dumb ones if you think I can solve iTunes Edit: (oh shit!)

So you still aren't going to link to it? Damn, son. That's cold-blooded. You want me to come right out and say it? Fine! iTunes is very hard for me to figure out! If your target audience is all smart tech-savvy people, keep doing what you're doing I guess. You intellectual elites will get your comeuppance in the coming purge. Trump 2016 Edit: I figured out that the link is in your signature, because the text shows up in a different color. Still, you're on thin ice with me, nerd! Edit edit: I'm excited to listen to it because your first episode was very good!

Ok I officially tried searching for "Chickn on the Range" in iTunes store and nothing happened. That just shows how stupid YOU are for assuming I know how to listen to podcasts. You better link your podcast here, and do it right now! Fuck!

It's almost like Cody isn't familiar with the very common expression "When you make an ass out of Houston, you make an ass out of a ho, us, and Ton(e Loc)."