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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    Wow, this Dan guy is treating Kevin O'Brien like he's a real JeffreyParties right now. Kevin deserves better than that. Edit: Not sure Kevin is Fatty2Dicks, maybe you're thinking of Michael Bay of Pigs?
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    Episode 183 - Employee Reviews, Our Useful Tool

    How dare you, this isn't a theory. It's a science fact! All men, even women, are buttmen. Also, yes, your example counts.
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    Episode 183 - Employee Reviews, Our Useful Tool

    In the same way that everybody is a butt man (because boobs are nothing more than the butt of the upper front torso), if you really think about it, even Hayes is simply another type of Sean. Edit: Butt ladies, for the purposes of this analogy you are honorary buttmen.
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    Episode 183 - Employee Reviews, Our Useful Tool

    I made it a lot further in, but then they made a reference I didn't get. Some show called Bosch. So I stopped listening, and I've made it up to the third ep of season two of Bosch. A couple more Bosch episodes and I think I'll get the reference, at which point I'm VERY confident I'll make it all the way through this week's HH.
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    Episode 183 - Employee Reviews, Our Useful Tool

    Holy shit! CamSpo is gay? Big if true.
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    Episode 183 - Employee Reviews, Our Useful Tool

    I've attempted to listen to this week's episode twice already, and fallen asleep both times. I'm not giving up though! For my third attempt I'm going to get out of bed and take out my earplugs.
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    Episode 182 - Doing Spont, Our Close Friend

    I roflmao'd so hard that I turned into a dog and played piano for the founder of communist China.
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    Episode 182 - Doing Spont, Our Close Friend

    I Bussed so hard, now I own the Lakers.
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    Episode 181 - Carl Tart, Our Close Friend

    What's so great about new listeners anyway? It's been well-documented that there's a finite amount of podcast enjoyment in the universe. So by my math, the more Hollywood Handbook enjoyment that's used up by other people, the less there is for me. Suck a rock, you fartblasters!
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    Episode 181 - Carl Tart, Our Close Friend

    "You're playing with hot water" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. And I always have my ears open listening for funny stuff, so that's really saying something.
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    Episode 180 - Mikal Cronin, Our Close Music

    I knew all along that the show was going to end. Just follow the money, you rubes. Sean and Hayes --> Earwolf --> Scripps --> Haliburton --> Blackwater --> Blackfish documentary --> Seaworld --> Disney. The boys know too much, and aren't afraid to speak truth to power, so obviously our corporate overlords at Disney are having them silenced. Well let me be the first to offer my services to set up a pirate radio show. I'm pretty sure my phone has a microphone app, and I used to know how to make a website, so we'll have this baby up and running again in no time! Fellow Handbook-heads can support me and Sean and Hayes as we dodge the corporate bootheel by contributing to our Patreon.
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAYES!

    https://youtu.be/5m2J3oCnwE8
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    Episode 178 - Kulap Vilaysack, Our Close Friend Again

    Nice, you're at the sexiest possible number of posts! That's when two people are 69ing as quietly as they can so they don't wake up the third person, who is only pretending to be asleep but is actually super uncomfortable with all this.
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    Episode 178 - Kulap Vilaysack, Our Close Friend Again

    If coming back to post in the forum again is cool, i just want everyone to acknowledge that I came back LAST week. Here's a recent photo of my dogs, as you can see they are doing fine.
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    Episode 177 - Wild Horses, Our Close Friends

    Hey Sean and Hayes, I know I haven't posted anything here in a while. Sorry, it's not you, its me. Just wanted to pop in and say don't be sad, I still listen to your show every time and it's getting better and better. I just hope that when you break through to the big time you won't forget about me hahaha. Kiss kiss, bang bang. (just kidding)
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    Episode 167 - Ben Rodgers, Our Boo 2016 Friend

    Finally, a Castle episode! I probably won't listen, but I really hope the fellas talk about how they never even show his castle. I hope this doesn't step on their bits, which i bet are SO good, but hey Castle, ever heard of a little guy called Mamet? If you have the word "castle" in the title, you damn sure better show me a castle before the episode ends. Hahah, I mean, I can laugh about it now, but I'm genuinely furious. Edit: I meant Checkov, not Mamet. Whatever, like you're so perfect. Suck a butt, haters!
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    Episode 165 - Max Silvestri, Our Close Friend

    ROFLMAO, dude. Number one means peepee! You just roasted yourSELF bro. You're Dalton's peepee? Hahaha OK dude, then better stay out of my bed or my pants, because I dont want any peepee there. Smdh, bro. S M D H. Edit: sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to stay out of my swimming pool. Lol!
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    Episode 165 - Max Silvestri, Our Close Friend

    First they came for Pepe and I said nothing, because I didn't find out about it until later. Then they came for Spont, and still I said nothing. Etc.
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    Episode 164 - Tom Scharpling, Our Christmas Show Architect

    Did this episode seem extra long to any of you? Edit: Here's a nice photo of my dog Ross. Here's a similar photo of the same guy.
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    Episode 163 - Yassir Lester, Our Close Friend

    I had a weird feeling like this episode was recorded a while ago. Something about the energy felt weird to me. (This is not a bit.) Oh, also a funny thing happened to me recently that you all might be interested to hear about. A little kid with a clipboard came up to me and said "Hey mister! How much Yassir Lester do you want in your life, a] the amount you are currently getting, b] less, or c] more?" and I looked down at her and I said, "Mo', child! Mo' Lester!" Edit: Woah! 65 posts and its only Friday, what is this, 2015?!
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    Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend

    Hahaha "boot" camp, I get it. Boot and rally soldier! You're so lucky, I never got to go to camp.
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    Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend

    Every Black Friday I like to step back and think about my life and all the things I'm ungrateful for. Top of the list this year is Hollywood Handbook podcast. I know it's free and consistently one of my favorite things, but to me, the hour or so of delight I get from it each week doesn't even come CLOSE to making up for my resentment of the other 6 days and 23 hours that I'm angrily waiting for the next episode. Also, if they really want my gratitude they should do a lot more to personally engage with me even though they have tens of thousands of listeners. So in closing, fuck you guys and thanks for nothing. Love the show, can't wait till Tuesday!
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    Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend

    As always, thanks to Sean and Hayes for making the show be about me and specifics from my life. Tight piriformis? Foam roller? Seriously guys, where did you hide the camera in my house hahahaha. Edit: Oh, also I finally got around to finishing that joke I thought of more than a year ago. Sorry for the delay, I hope you didn't need it for anything urgent. ...hell hath no fury like a woman corned. Get it?
  24. I could swear I've seen this dude before. Where was it? Oh yeah! Welcome aboard Dalton, love your work.
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    Episode 158 - Cody and Kevin, Our Facebook Friends

    I feel like its been almost a week since the last episode, shouldn't there be a new one coming out soon? I'm not totally sure how the system works, but I could swear they come out roughly once a week. Whatever. Just wanted to stop by and say that this is bullshit and I'm tired of waiting.
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