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Spunky Foonerism

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    Guys I asked for beard sounds last week and this week they did so much beard sounds. It's just the latest piece of evidence to support my theory, which is that Sean and Hayes love me, and do this podcast in order to try and give me what I want and make me happy. It's a lot of power for me to have, but they are right to feel that way.

     

    What should I ask for next?

     

    I got it. Next week, if you want to prove that you love me, I want to hear Hayes do a big giggle, and I want Sean to do a funny tone of voice where he knows he just said something bad but he isn't sorry and in fact he is actually very pleased with himself. If both of those things happen, it will be irrefutable proof that I'm right.

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    Sean, I noticed that nobody responded to your crack about "the guy whose last name isn't even finished" even though you circled back around for it several times. I just wanted to let you know that I did get your good, good joke. I'm sorry for not saying something right away, but I had to listen to the episode three times before I figured it out.

     

    You don't have to write back or anything. I just thought that since everybody is making a big deal out of Hayes's birthday you might be feeling a little blue, and I wanted to let you know that I get you, buddy. If you ever need somebody to talk to, you can always pretend that I'm there with you, and that I'm listening.

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    I been doing an experiment to test you guys. I thought I'd take the training wheels off for a week and see if you could handle things without my help. I wasn't expecting much, I just hoped you'd at least be able to make it up to 129 posts all on your own. Well good job dickheads, you couldn't do it. You fucked it up, you're clearly NOT ready to do this, so just sit back and let daddy drive. Take notes, because here's how you get to 129 posts. BOOM.

     

    Now was that so hard?

     

     

    Edit: smdh

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    Yeah I went to a little space camp called "actual outer space," maybe you've heard of it.

     

    By the way, in case I never told you all my real name, it's Yuri Gagarin. And no, before you ask, I did NOT die in 1968, I am doing just fine. I'm not sure how that rumor got started. They let anybody edit wikipedia, so of course it is full of lies, what did you expect?

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  18. Posted

    I just came up with a new thing to say, the next time somebody gives me a nice compliment.

     

    "Hey, I'm just a regular guy like the rest of you. The only difference is that I jump into my pants both legs at a time like a motherfuckin' BOSS!"

     

    You all can use it too, if you want.

     

    Edit: but only if you are saying it about me.

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  19. Posted

    ~*~*~THROWBACK ALERT!!!~*~*~

     

    if u are a *TRUE* forum head you will remember this!!!! like this post if u remember to show that u remember like a real forum head!!!!! lol if u remember this...U MIGHT BE GETTING UP THERE IN AGE AS IN U OLD, BAYBAYYYYY!!!! let me see who my *REAL* forum kids are so like this post if u remember:

    BoScout

     

    LOL

     

    OK now I'll do one. RIP Assblaster. He truly was blessed.

     

    PS seriously what ever happened to that guy? He ruled!

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  20. Posted

    Guys, I've been getting into Achewood a lot recently.

     

    You could all learn a lot from piemanpie24's example.

     

    If I hadn't read Achewood, I might never have realized that I have depression.

     

    Edit: Seriously it is so good and funny, if I could stand over each one of you and hold your eyelids open and force you to read Achewood, I would do it.

     

    Edit: Fuck it, I'm doing it. Get ready.

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  25. Posted

    Great ep by Hayes. He's a really stand-up guy. Every week I think he can't get any better and every week he exceeds my expectations. He really doesn't get enough credit. I'm serious, that guy is the real dealio. Maria was a very smart, funny, cool, nice guest. Hayes' co-host seemed to really be putting in the effort this week and the result was a multitude of hearty laughs by yours truly. Great job guys. Love You Bye.

     

    Ok, now this kind of positive, thoughtful critique I can get behind, and you know what? I also really like Hayes. You seem to have turned over a new leaf, and I totally forgive you.

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