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Spunky Foonerism

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  5. Posted

    It is a brisk 52 degrees here (11 C for you Euros), but it is going to jump to 75 degrees (297 kelvin) for Sunday's parades. Which sucks because that is a little too warm not only for a three-legged chowchow to be hopping a mile (1609m), but also for my two-legged wife to walk a mile (8 furlongs) in a black fuzzy bathrobe/Emperor Palpatine costume. So I guess I just wanted to say that while you are enjoying all your precious snowflakes, I'll be suffering through sunny, warm weather and fun outdoor activities with my family.

     

    #MardiGrasSucks

     

    Edit: #JustKidding #ComeToMardiGras

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    I know I've been too shy to actually participate in a hangout so far, but my favorite teen 80's movie is My Science Project, followed closely by Real Genius*. So...cue those up for some future hangout, and I'll imagine you all getting together and talking about them and having fun and laughing.

     

    *I should clarify that they were my favorite movies at the time. In the 80's. I might have a different opinion now that I'm a big strong adult.

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  15. Posted

    One of the things that well-listened podcasts do is watch and then talk about youtube videos. I'm talking your Improv for humans, your Fogeynest Files, your Totally Lames (RIP). People LOVE to listen to a video of some dingus having a camera pointed at them, and I think the video Hayes+Sean should talk about is this

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poi0Mcenmek

     

    That is the most erotic thing I've ever seen, and I've watched Showgirls. Or it would have been, but I was distracted by the fact that the two digits of the number "33" appear to be in different fonts. Accident? Fashion statement? Coded message?

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  17. Posted

    Shannon,

    What do the stars under the administrators' names indicate? Is it like being a admiral? How come the hosts don't get stars? How do we make Agata and July get more stars? Do they have to do something heroic, or do we nominate them or what? Can I nominate you for another star for your heroism in the "Jiffypop Incident"?*

     

    *I'm trying to learn European-style.

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  19. Posted

    Thanks everyone for reporting jiffywhatever but you can stop now. i'm not going to delete a post that's been quoted 15 times because it would be pointless.

     

    Either way, jiffyperson has lost posting privileges for two weeks because that's what happens when you attack guests, even if you are "just trolling"

    Swift justice! Be forewarned that this has inspired me to adopt the same rule in my house from here forward: if anyone attacks a guest, they are not allowed on the earwolf forums for TWO weeks. Yes, Hurricane Dennis, that includes you. And no, the mailman is not considered a guest.

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  21. Posted

    I think the jiffy points guy1 is good at trolling. There are some fun little touches like the quad air quotes around ""performer"", saying Matt besser is the president of podcasts, using "shit we actually care about" to imply that A) everyone agrees with The Jiffster B) no one including him2 actually cares about the podcasts he's3 mad at... Lots of $$$, lots of crazy question marks, censoring "ass" but nothing else. Pretty good and incendiary post. I actually like it. And I bet that peeves jiffypep more than anything!!! twisted.gif

     

    1 or lady

    2 or her

    3 or she

     

    I didn't like that he or she put the first question mark outside the end-quotation mark. That's simply incorrect, and even if it was done ironically, it makes me unironically mad. I couldn't even read the rest of the comment, because I was blinded by rage.

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  23. Posted

    God damn......is there a bigger mystery in the minor LA comedy bubble today than "Betsy Sodaro"?? Exactly how much $$$$$$ has this HACK ""performer"" blown on UCB classes to score such a "fantasy camp/make-a-wish" style free ride out of absolute pity through Earwolf Studios' finest??? This is the only mother fucker I'm almost dead positive actually pays Matt Besser a fee per podcast appearance when monthly ad revenue from Stamps or Nature Box are down....never been more certain of anything in all my life. Has not yet reached the corporate fraud level of PAUL SCHEER or JEFF GARLIN in terms of inscrutable success by way of sheer Hollyweird @$$ kissing but could you imagine her siphoning herself into shit we actually care about?? Who the fuck's responsible here ? ?? Scott????

    I actually think that women CAN be funny, and that Betsy Sedaris IS a good lady comedienne.

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  25. Posted

    Grep! Greatest Grep of All Time! GGAT*!

     

    My favorite part was where they asked all of my questions and said my name a bunch of times and made fun of me sitting here in anticipation of them reading my question (very accurately, I might add). I've always felt like this show is secretly about me and my life, but now it is overtly about me! How fun for everyone!

     

    *(Which is also an initialism for Greatest Goat of All Time. Coincidence?)

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