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Spunky Foonerism

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  1. Posted

    Ok so if you'll refer back to my OP, I predicted that this episode would be good. Well, I was right and all you haters who doubted me can officially suck my buns! Yeah, I'm talking to you, haters, you know who you are.

     

    Anyway, I think there is a special mood on episodes where Sean and Hayes are meeting the guest for the first time - its a little nerve-wracking at first, but then when they nail it and it is so funny and good there is such sweet relief and also the joy that they have made another close friend.

     

    Edit: PS I just have one last word for my haters. You, my haters, are also my motivators. And my masturbators. You also probably have little stumpy arms like alligators. Suck my hard buns.

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    that's dangerously close to the n-word there, my friend.

     

    Well two things about that. One is that my rage was so incoherent that I can't be held responsible for the noises coming out of my yell-hole. The other is that the letters "n" and "g" when placed right next to each other make a single phoneme, you may be familiar with it from words that end in "ng." As I wrote it, it signifies a half-swallowed screaming sound that opens up into a full-throated roar of rage.

     

    But I'm glad you're looking out for me, my friend!

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  10. Posted

    Ok I'm not normally "that guy," but to mix things up a bit I tried listening to this episode in the car. I didn't think there would be any harm in it. BIG MISTAKE. Out of nowhere, there was suddenly a funny part, and I couldn't help cracking a brief smile. Well, predictably, a mean taxi driver SAW me smile, took it as a sign of weakness, and immediately cut me off. I had to waste half an hour chasing him to the airport, then there was a whole angry confrontation and another hour explaining the situation to airport security.

     

    From now on I'm listening to this podcast the safe way, alone in a dark room. They might make me smile again, and I just can't take that chance.

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  11. Posted

    I think it is time for a serious backlash against Dixon. He's gotten multiple popular stars, and I, for one, and sick to death with envy about it. What, does he think he is objectively better than us as measured by the approval of his peers? He should see how many popular stars I've got on this other, better forum that I post on, where it is way harder to get stars.

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  12. Posted

    smfh dixon u i gave your post a pity like cause it wasnt working on mobile and i just laughed at you and a lot of interesting people were there and we all had a really good honest moment of joy and laughter at your expense my friend even turned to me and said "wow this guy dixon is a dumb motherfucker" and everyone there agreed and then my other friend who is normally the voice of reason said like "well he did try and im sure it works on ur laptop" and we all kind of sat for a moment on that comment then i jumped in and said "yea but im on the mobile version and its not working so really guy?? really? you want to call me out in front of these people??!!" hes all "but but but im sorry i dont even know the guy idk what i was thinking" im like "sit down and get the fuck out" and hes all confused im like "let me clarify you sassy mouth, sit on the floor, and scoot your sorry ass out of here" and he looks up at me from the floor and hes all "at least im not dixon" and we start laughing so hard we start going into our comedy rage zone where destroying things makes us laugh harder and rage stronger so we start smashing lamps and light fixtures really any source of light because we want it real dark and once its pitch black we can finally calm down and return to our human forms and we all take a deep breath and in unison shout at the top of our lungs "DIXON IS DUMB!" :P

     

    Weird, pretty much this exact same thing happened to me! It was just like what you said, except it was slightly funnier.

     

    Anyway, Dixon, smdh. More like Emily Dickenson. No wait, more like, you a dick, son! No wait. More like Dixonhead, cause you got dicks on your head! No wait, more like Dicks-OFF, because your dick fell off! More like Nixon, because you opened up diplomatic relations with communist China! More like Pixar, because you make such funny animations. More like Dixon Ticonderoga because you are a big pencil! More like my friend Dixon who also lives in New Orleans!

     

    I guess what I'm trying to say is fuck you Dixon, your soundboard doesn't work on iPhones. We used to be best friends but now I hate you.

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  13. Posted

    Have we already discussed this?

     

    When little Gabi Mann began feeding the crows in her back yard four years ago, she had no idea she would grow to become friends with the animals. However, that is exactly what happened, and she now claims the birds bring her 'treasures' such as buttons, screws and paper clips to show their appreciation.

    But while Gabi's feeding may have gone down well with the crows, it has enraged her neighbors, who are now suing her parents Lisa and Gary, saying the birds are ruining their plush Seattle street.

    The short version is that becoming friends with the crows may seem like a perfect delight with no possible downside, in reality you should be careful what you wish for because it could become a real monkey's paw, or perhaps even a gift of the magii, with a twist ending that shocks everyone, especially you, the reader.

    Also, this was just a nice story until her loony parents decided to go apeshit with their daughter's harmless hobby, and spread hundreds of pounds of birdseed all over the place.

    In closing, I think this little girl is probably a witch. Chanson, I assume you know her?

    Here are some of the treasures that the crows gave this girl.

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  24. Posted

    I know what you're all thinking, and yes, it's me.. A new forum member. Long time Earwolfee but have never been a forumite. Upon hearing the "CBB the Movie" episode several months ago, featuring two dudes that I had never heard of before, my life was taken over by Hayes and Sean. I binged on RSS and HH (and spaghetti) until I had heard it all, much of it several times over. I have read the forums along with the episodes and I love what you all have done with the place. I would like to hang out in here with y'all because it looks like fun. I hope I can be accepted:

     

    My name is Keegan

    I am 24

    I am having red hair

    I live in Kansas City

    I am a hip hop head

    Don't ask me about my car

    I am a video game and movies nerd

     

    Should I take my shoes off?

     

    Sent from my iPad

     

    So I did some sleuthing about this new guy, and I learned that he has an iPad. Hmm, I wonder why he didn't choose to include that little tidbit in his bio about himself? You're off to a rough start, Keeboco. Don't try to keep secrets from us, we will always find out.

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  25. Posted

    I only like posts for one of nine reasons:

     

    1. funny make me laugh

    2. shares something true and interesting about themself

    3. says something nice about me

    4. says something mean about me that I think is gentle teasing, but I later realize was really mean

    5. person is my friend and so I like everything they post

    6. person is my enemy but I don't want them to realize it so I like certain things that they post, at random

    7. accident

    8. shows boobs or talks about boobs or says something unrelated but that makes me think about boobs

    9. photo of cute animal

     

    That's it. Sorry folks, I'm not going to like something unless it falls into one of those categories. Don't overthink it. Just remember that if I don't like something of yours, it means your post was stupid and I hate you.

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