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Spunky Foonerism

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  3. Posted

    lol I drink beer!

     

    Ashley your avatar pic is a cinematic masterpiece. There is a perfect suspenseful tension...you are clearly about to take a sip of that delicious beer, but you are so engrossed in your phone that there seems to be a high probability that you'll bonk your beer into the side of your face.

    Anyhoooo....I've been watching it for a while now, but nothing has happened. Can you please update your avatar so we know how it ends?

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    That is some serious coffee shaming. Steve, you do you, and hold your head up high as you enjoy your nice new coffee robot! I remember when I first got my Dyson vacuum and a close friend came up to me on the very same day I bought it and told me that they felt so sorry for me because I was denying myself the meditative experience of hand-plucking all the dirt and dog hair from my floors. They are dead to me now. And they are also dead to everyone else. I vacuumed them to death.

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    I was really enjoying just chilling in the forums without the artificial topic of a current ep to sidetrack us from just bro-ing out together over the holidays. And YES ladies are bros too now, read a article some time. Anyway I guess now we have to talk about the podcast again. I tried listening to it twice today, but didn't get a lot out of it because I was also watching tv and reading on the internet both times. Seriously, podcasts are boring as fuck, do you guys really just sit and listen to them? What do your eyes do? And your hands? Sooooo...I guess I am finally narrowing down which one of the hosts I like better. Hanes is the one who has been doing all the recent episodes, right? Because the other guy is out of town? Well that is strongly swinging my vote to Hanes. He doesn't puss out like a dick just because of holidays and traveling, like a giant dick-ass traveling little baby-ass BIIIITCH. Hanes is a stone-cold, blue-collar, workingman's hero and I'd be proud to share a beer with him.

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  23. Posted

    Hershey's kiss.

     

    KISS album cover.

     

    Draw lips on your hand-mouth, then spend the 15 minutes leading up to midnight loudly trying to persuade/coerce your hand to kiss you, in a super creepy aggressive way.

     

    At midnight yell "KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!" then for the rest of the party go around asking everyone if they understood your joke.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ....my butt! Hahaha I can't believe you fell for it TWICE!

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