orphan yachts

"my dead grandmother lives with us!" - Reardon

I saw a baby put its parent up there once and change its dirty underwear!! HaHaHaHa!!! T'wat's the harm?

excellent truly excellent

"why do my tears taste like cheese?" "no, I'm the angry town."

he bought his whole family Boogie Boards! did you hear me?

nope, you fucked it up too! I say that respectfully, because I am only just listening to the goings-on and I am too dumb to keep track of those sounds. I don't suppose the buttons are labeled are they? If they were, it probably wouldn't be such a problem!

Dear- to -us-all Paul, How come ("how does it come about that?") you haven't ever explained what sound effect represents returning from the future to the present? I bet you think it's clear, but the glissando has only ever been spoken of as going into the past. You do get to the double-duty of vibe sound, but because you always explain those things in the very same order, there is a gap! I think the answer is because you have too much trouble with those damnable sounds and you would need to have a rubber room prepared for yourself. That part is hilarious as everyone has pointed out. Keep on keeping spontaneous!

this is like a slow-motion slap fight spoken out in real speed. the timing in these bit is truly legendary

I know :)it's gonna be great, just here to say thanks...

#dicknugget!! thanks guys I liked this one lots!

more praise for Colleen! the 4 seconds of doomed Irish girl was an exquisite icing on this cake! thanks for getting that going, so NewYork. yes I was born here. I have this voice!

there are a lot of us feeling that way trust me

That's me? I'm the one with the asmar?

did you direct England v Great Britan, the long running show that was in this venue before this piece of junk took over? (this show is garbage)!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! and are you Jordan Nestors? or Justin Norders? execution 100/100

Early on, I thought Jason was going to kill Scott in a maniacal coup d'état. Then I would have an excuse not to come to work today.

oh HELL yes. thanks everyone for this...

"at a certain point (during the gay porn talk) Lauren actually started to sound just like young boy. It was weird." says a lot about you, ya pervert!

take a wild guess off a short pier!!!! HAHAHAHA

Hi Paul, thanks for all that your teams do and for how well you do it. Here's a dumb question: Are you generally ok if a rascally guest proposes that the location be something a little edgy, like Fat Camp, Jesus Camp, or maybe Homosexuality Cure Camp? I could imagine a lot of strange places that might get uncomfortable. I suppose you trust these folks to be a little better than that, right? Or do I underestimate your group's sensitivities? Quite possibly...

my goodness this one was such fun. truly

ahem "if there was megaphone in my head I'd scream out the love for all of youse" "if typewriter lived in my mind tap-tap-tap all thru the night"

the Jimmy Hoffa Service Area is the scariest and hardest to find

it's illegal in NJ because we don't know when to stop. eventually it all gets on fire. and if this picture terrifies you, you should see my face NOT (I consider myself zinged)

well it's on for like three hours so you have time to search all the channels

don't you have the thing you do? the... hot dog gallery?