orphan yachts

dwarf it up!

I have repeated awoken on January 1, after the voting has taken place, to a high gravity scenario. It generally takes me a day and a half to adjust.

I heard Pete Holmes got Vladimir Putin to sit in for some meaty conversation!

not Jane Goodall's scrotum?

it is also very funny to me when they mention Adam Carolla and just laugh about him without going into specifics. or has Scott ever voiced some opinion? so hilarious!

don't call me powder!!

during the first 10 minutes or so I was feeling myself drifting away but soon afterward something clicked and we were off to the Land of Puke Imagination!

enchilada, people!

more white whales? way to stand up to the pressure!

you were asking about head bands but I don't have any. ask these other people

Mr Turd: all I meant was that the more advanced Balldroid should be able to kill with fewer bumping events. I don't know nothing about the life cycle management you are on about

I guess advanced Balldroid models go lower in number (B-oid 1 is the ultimate?)

they still talk over the music. I wrote "no thanks" on the soundcloud

took me too long to figure this out: you must buy your wife at least as much jewelry as you buy your (w)horse - Dalton Wilcox

like firing on 11 of 16 cylinders.

just another bundle o fun that I'll soon think I imagined at 520am. mofo laughed...

Cake Rex!! grrrrr!!!

I wanted someone to call her "caribou"

Scott's early applause/period joke attempt got thankfully ignored...

ScAuk @ 50:43: "uh, one would have to assume that things are everywhere." OMFG dude!! You are basically out of your mind with that shit!! followed by, "are you ever going to pour the waters by the way?"

"it's hard to not scratch it, cause IT FEELS REALLY GOOD WHEN YOU DO!" I love how he slows down to say certain things for emphasis. so expert

4-20 friendly!

"grippin' cheatin' hurtin' that's all you seem to do" great Zeppelin reference!

that stuff is so great, go Claudia!!

would he rather have been passing out flyers for a church club on Gay Street?