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I HOPE we don't start doin that. Bears all the hallmarks of a meme. Tell a joke or not, don't go reciting shit.

Actually, that's 5 rubles.............................................. GOTCHA! EDIT: my thing was sposed to be before ADC's thing. Now nothing makes sense.

yep The passionate lovemaking that occurred after was surely one for the ages heaving dicks and whatnot

I love it when the guests *get* it

To be fair, I'd had some wine.

I went out and had some wine cos my friends are moving up in the world and I'm like, "please keep paying for this" freelancer lyfe *sunglasses emoji* ( I checked and that one emoji is not available to us here on dese forums)

That first link don't work for me. It's OK, I know when I'm being purposefully excluded *cries forever*

I had already friended you Valerie. No more information exists to give.

Valerie, your story was fantastic. One of the best things I've read in ages. 7 out of 5. The choices you made were so good. I hope you keep doing those stories or something like them and please post a link. Please post again soon because so much forum activity has transpired but I want to friend you and I can't remember what page your story was on and and some point I have be like, "there needs to be limits on how much I do for these bunch of wonderful humans, nigh indistinguishable from a gaggle of goddamn weirdos"

I work from home so am desperately glomming onto stuff to distract myself!

Man, when do we stop acting like the silly realities created in the ep are actually real? Let "da boise" have their fun, and let's just be happy it happened or something. Not to bag out anyone, it's just that the TOTALLY understandable urge to say stuff like the guys say is a bummer after a while. EDIT: AND I HAVE TOTALLY DONE IT, NONE OF US ARE ABOVE BLAME, MAYBE

I liked this, I like damn near all stuff that plays with formalism though so nbd just being cool like a person who totally didn't have to rely on spellcheck to correctly spell "formalism"

This was so good.

I legit had to take this in shifts because of how funny it was

My best friend was a Jake but he went to live in Queensland a decade ago. It would be cool though. REAL COOL.

Some good advice from ol' jmonsterface

Yes. Often, but with affection. Like, you might say, "hey, look at this mad cunt", about someone you really like. It really isn't hate speech here. I don't know if this is gunna show up, cuz it don't on my screen, but my question shall forever be, "what life or career, apart from improv or comedy, do you idly imagine in moments of fond reminiscence" NOT WITH A 10FOOT POLE you put some shrimp on the barbie (I hope this makes you happy, realistically you barbequed some prawns, I HOPE YOU HAPPY)

I WOULD RATHER DIE alsoo it's like half an hour on the train sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

1. yep, summer for winter and such and such; it's because of angles 2. yep, neighbours; still a thing same thing for home and away you flamin mongrels 3. nup, tryna work my way up to it but I worry it will be more trouble than it's worth. fuckin waahkeen feenix man, jeez

Henry Phillips the kitchen show guy? Cos coooooool. He's real good, I am not. EDIT: Also I went out earlier, and by god hamburgers are getting too tall. Will no one combat this menace where you have to pay to eat a thing but you look like a goddamn dork trying to do so and it's not fun and it is irritating? REDUCE THE HEIGHT OF OUR HAMBURGERS PLACES THAT WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR GOOD FOOD

Slso, it's a saturday and I'm drunk off my arse AND LOVIN LIFE I SEE DEM RED SQUIGGLY LINES AND DI NOT CARE WHATS IT LIKE TO THINK OF THE FUTRUE? HONESTLY WONDERING

I had a pretty good childhood, but I can't make it to my parents house to scan pics like all you apparently INSANE people. Just picture myself but with beautiful golden blond hair.

Only know how to do people on the page I'm on, I am not some computer hacker rollerblading around willy nilly. If you will check you may see that I am smart enough to go back one page and GO HOGWILD!!! *wink*

fyi just discovered the friend function and I am going HOGWILD(!(?(!!(??(!!!(?(!))))))

Great 100th post. Centennials are cool and nice, spread the word.