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Never let the slapping monsters sing you a lovely lullaby, for next will come a shocking wake-up by means of MONSTER SLAPPITY-SLAP!

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- January 26, 2019
Knock knock. Who's there? A can of seasoned turnip greens. A can of seasoned turnip greens who? THE MONSTERS WILL SLAP US!

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- January 26, 2019
The gravy knows where the tailors pose metallic bows, Rose

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- January 26, 2019
Playing "Delilah" on a lime green guitar always makes me want to compose two poignant personal essays, one titled "On the Sadness of Toys" and another called "Uncle Rebecca"

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- January 26, 2019
Flip a coin, sister. Alacazam! Your feet-toes are insane now.

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- January 21, 2019
Ah, yes, the humble cinnamon roll: the poor man's cinnamon sexual intercourse

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- January 20, 2019
Shout a slapdash hello to a mouse named Kung Fu and wave toodle-oo to the book truck

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- January 20, 2019
Tomato, tomahto, potato, you're smothering me

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- January 20, 2019
Burlap, shmurlap: Generous lovers dry their teeth with rye bread

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- January 20, 2019
Kraut: sauer. Tortilla: flour. Don't cower! Feel the power of this elegant sauerkraut taco recipe, the only legacy of my fatter grandfather, a gassy man by the name of Doris

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- January 20, 2019
If you haven't sewn your own pizza-warming quilt, you deserve your half-gelled pizza grease, Chico

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- January 19, 2019
When the monkey hits all fours, your horny granny scores

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- January 15, 2019
A man called Doris sang the chorus and all the Irish taters cried

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- January 15, 2019
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't sing "High Hopes" in a hospice, apparently

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- July 21, 2018
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't call the mayor "Your Yawner" in front of his kids, apparently

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- July 21, 2018
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't lick eggs in the supermarket, apparently

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- July 21, 2018
Say, panda, pop a zit! Mama don't mind if your spats don't fit.

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- February 9, 2018
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You're the Aames to my Baio in "Zapped!" so slop some maple on a jack that's flapped

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smooch
- November 17, 2017
YOU're not worthy of Braugher's company, EITHER, Dandy Lion!

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- August 18, 2017
You can throw out the record books when the Cornhole Guild plays the Bunghole Society ...

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O
- August 12, 2017
And the Mat Before the Gate Shall Read "Unwelcome"

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X
- August 12, 2017
"Ahhhhh," said the pirate from Boston

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☠
- August 11, 2017
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Madame Secretary, I love your dictation-themed whorehouse

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LOVE
- July 26, 2017
That chariot's so dadgum sweet, I'm gonna ask it to the swingers dance

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☺
- July 24, 2017
So many Eugenes, so few eugenics

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- July 20, 2017

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Never let the slapping monsters sing you a lovely lullaby, for next will come a shocking wake-up by means of MONSTER SLAPPITY-SLAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? A can of seasoned turnip greens. A can of seasoned turnip greens who? THE MONSTERS WILL SLAP US!

The gravy knows where the tailors pose metallic bows, Rose

Playing "Delilah" on a lime green guitar always makes me want to compose two poignant personal essays, one titled "On the Sadness of Toys" and another called "Uncle Rebecca"

Flip a coin, sister. Alacazam! Your feet-toes are insane now.

Ah, yes, the humble cinnamon roll: the poor man's cinnamon sexual intercourse

Shout a slapdash hello to a mouse named Kung Fu and wave toodle-oo to the book truck

Tomato, tomahto, potato, you're smothering me

Burlap, shmurlap: Generous lovers dry their teeth with rye bread

Kraut: sauer. Tortilla: flour. Don't cower! Feel the power of this elegant sauerkraut taco recipe, the only legacy of my fatter grandfather, a gassy man by the name of Doris

If you haven't sewn your own pizza-warming quilt, you deserve your half-gelled pizza grease, Chico

When the monkey hits all fours, your horny granny scores

A man called Doris sang the chorus and all the Irish taters cried

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't sing "High Hopes" in a hospice, apparently

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't call the mayor "Your Yawner" in front of his kids, apparently

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't lick eggs in the supermarket, apparently

Say, panda, pop a zit! Mama don't mind if your spats don't fit.

You're the Aames to my Baio in "Zapped!" so slop some maple on a jack that's flapped

YOU're not worthy of Braugher's company, EITHER, Dandy Lion!

You can throw out the record books when the Cornhole Guild plays the Bunghole Society ...

And the Mat Before the Gate Shall Read "Unwelcome"

"Ahhhhh," said the pirate from Boston

Madame Secretary, I love your dictation-themed whorehouse

That chariot's so dadgum sweet, I'm gonna ask it to the swingers dance

So many Eugenes, so few eugenics

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