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Karkle Cocoon

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    "Ahhhhh," said the pirate from Boston

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Fun to say" isn't, but "it's what it" is

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Periwinkle wrinkles," Winkler, rinkside, winked

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A knife-fed ape will never plod seaward

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A man called Doris sang the chorus and all the Irish taters cried

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A weinerschnitzel cooker-person by the name of Dee Dee Terrycloth is not the person to ask for paint

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ah, yes, the humble cinnamon roll: the poor man's cinnamon sexual intercourse

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Almighty is the sailor's dog whose trumpet smells like haggis

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And the Mat Before the Gate Shall Read "Unwelcome"

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Arise, my little kitchen chippy, and teach the children to be nervous in church

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ask your stupid Frisbee dog if granny has a chance

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    Blanket my worries with a little cold time, or else police will know our mountains

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Body-odor-positive, oddly motor-negative

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Booger-free since snack time

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bring it down a little smidgen, wouldn't ya, Mr. Mockingbird?

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Burlap, shmurlap: Generous lovers dry their teeth with rye bread

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Car thieves in movies never adjust the seat, but I can't stop hustling my nutsack

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Catchphrase re: Kay

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    COMING IN HOT: A mustachioed woman's obituary photo caused your ancestors' fucking

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dammit, Brandon, cake won't cut it, slap a fishtail butterball

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do I want a pickle? Do I want a bloody pickle, you ask? Does a cat want hands, RUSSELL?

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dream tonight of the slapping monsters as they will dream of their monstrous hands suh-mackin your face-cheeks to make skin-thunder.

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Evel Knievel, Shmevel Knievel, I'll take Mel Tormé

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Feral hogs fear not hot dogs

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fiddle dee dee, I got shit on my knee

    By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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