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Topics posted by Karkle Cocoon
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Knock knock. Who's there? A can of seasoned turnip greens. A can of seasoned turnip greens who? THE MONSTERS WILL SLAP US!
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The gravy knows where the tailors pose metallic bows, Rose
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Playing "Delilah" on a lime green guitar always makes me want to compose two poignant personal essays, one titled "On the Sadness of Toys" and another called "Uncle Rebecca"
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Flip a coin, sister. Alacazam! Your feet-toes are insane now.
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Ah, yes, the humble cinnamon roll: the poor man's cinnamon sexual intercourse
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Shout a slapdash hello to a mouse named Kung Fu and wave toodle-oo to the book truck
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Burlap, shmurlap: Generous lovers dry their teeth with rye bread
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Kraut: sauer. Tortilla: flour. Don't cower! Feel the power of this elegant sauerkraut taco recipe, the only legacy of my fatter grandfather, a gassy man by the name of Doris
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If you haven't sewn your own pizza-warming quilt, you deserve your half-gelled pizza grease, Chico
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When the monkey hits all fours, your horny granny scores
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A man called Doris sang the chorus and all the Irish taters cried
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't sing "High Hopes" in a hospice, apparently
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't call the mayor "Your Yawner" in front of his kids, apparently
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't lick eggs in the supermarket, apparently
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Say, panda, pop a zit! Mama don't mind if your spats don't fit.
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You're the Aames to my Baio in "Zapped!" so slop some maple on a jack that's flapped
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YOU're not worthy of Braugher's company, EITHER, Dandy Lion!
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You can throw out the record books when the Cornhole Guild plays the Bunghole Society ...
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Madame Secretary, I love your dictation-themed whorehouse
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That chariot's so dadgum sweet, I'm gonna ask it to the swingers dance
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Car thieves in movies never adjust the seat, but I can't stop hustling my nutsack
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