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Topics posted by Karkle Cocoon
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You scum must affix your blonde third eye on Mama's screaming-mimi third nipple while the other two watch a goat scold the okra
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If you weren't so confident, could a squirrel point at a corn flake?
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It's time to stomp on 12 harmonicas, you pitiful suckers for love!
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I don't know but I've been told! (I don't know but I've been told!) Cold gold folds mold in the hold! (Cold gold folds mold in the hold!)
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Plant it in the morning, before I can get a photo of the rail yard
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I don't know karate, but I'm acquainted with Bing Karosby's ghost
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If a sensei calls your horse a snake, duct tape a rattle on its ass and bow
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It's minty oxen who make the decision which hats to rent to Linda
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Your next dinner egg shall contain a black tadpole, and her name is Unlikable Lloyd
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Here's a tip, you stupid genius: When you lose your sterling garlic press, proceed outside to shout down the honeysuckle
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different faces on your footsoles
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Which grease? Fonzie grease! Sit on THIS, motherfucker!
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COMING IN HOT: A mustachioed woman's obituary photo caused your ancestors' fucking
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That mustachioed woman's obituary photo is tattooed inside your eyelids
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Whatever you do, don't never stop thinking about that mustachioed woman's obituary photo
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Sure it's granola, impossible child. Where do you think the bugs come from?
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Love is for suckers, and this you'd know if you'd bend a knee and suck my toe
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