Does anybody remember this pile of crap from 1982, starring none other than Kenny Rogers as a race car driver who "adopts" six foul-mouthed orphans to be his pit crew? It used to come on twice a day on HBO when I was a kid. I actually thought it was awesome back then, but upon revisiting it as an adult, I realized that everything about it is super-ridiculous. IT STARS KENNY ROGERS, for Pete's sake! Will Sasso doing his Kenny impersonation would have been more believable.