I starting making this post 25 minutes into the movie. 25 minutes was all I needed to know this was going to be a gem. I mean I knew Zombies + Teenage Romance = Turd, but I had no idea it was going to be the rare golden turd.
These are just some of the highlights:
First ever Zombie Guy on Girl film
Giving A Zombie Driving Lessons
Even Zombies can be hoarders
John Malkovich as leader/savior of humanity
Eating a person's brain gives you their memories
Rob Corddry - "Bitches, man"
Half of the budget spent on the soundtrack
The first perfectably reasonable cure for being a Zombie
If you liked Pride and Predjudice and Zombies, you'll love Romeo and Juliet and Zombies Warm Bodies. Actually you'll probably think its garbage, but review it anyway. That is unless you can find a better Zombie Romance to review.