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This movie is fantastic. I love it, but I think it might not be a good movie. The movie follows Charlie Sykes and Rachel LastName, who are on their way to elope. However, along the way Rachel is kidnapped by a cop from hell, and now Charlie must travel to hell and back to rescue her. So much symbolism, wowee! A wonderful modern day retelling of the myth of Orpheus. It stars Chad Lowe and Kristy Swanson. And looking at the IMDB the director is named Ate de Jong, what's up with that name? Also, like the entire Stiller family is in it. Also Gilbert Gottfried makes a cameo as Hitler. What is not to love? Funfact: The song "Highway to Hell", while in the trailer, is not actually in the movie.

You guys should do an unprecidented double feature episode celebrating my favorite example of tax fraud. Uwe Boll directed the Dungeon Seige movie but did you know he has written and directed dozens of other multi million dollar features? In fact, he has put out at least 3 movies a year since, including 2 dungeon siege sequals. This is of course all possible because Germany let's investors write off 100% of what they put into a film and Uwe can produce it whereever with whomever he choses. The two movies I would like to suggest are the 2011 classics, Auschwitz and Blubberella. One is a serious tale of Nazi cruelty, just super graphic and serious. The other, Bloberella is about a sassy fat vampire who hates Nazis. Both were made on the same set in 2011. Both are about equally unwatchable. I have not cringed this hard since I saw Curb Your Enthusiasm for the first time. It's like Max and Leo went to Hollywood. Everybody wins, except the public.