I lick butter. Who do you lick butter, Chanson or Dixon?
Both end in -on. So is it best to have Chance On or Dicks On? That's a tough one. Dixon has an X smack in the middle, while Chanson is some cat-hating northwestern prick so is it actually more like Prickson vs Dixon? Anyway, spoiler alert, Joe McGurl and greggy are the best.