Just thinking of the podcast and the potential of something fun. Can I be a NPC (Non-player character)?
With a donation and simple stat sheet, would this character hinder or help our travelers? If you can survive a grenade stuck in your dickhole, you've definitely passed the first test. A simple Dex check would hopefully solve that.
Thoughts? Could a simple stat sheet submission form work? ... I'm high and it's 3:30am.