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About NotBettyWhite

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  1. NotBettyWhite

    Episode 563 - Where You Come From with CHVRCHES

    Bean Dip is beginning to be one of my favorite characters. Too good. I keep giggling at her sudden SHIFTS IN EMOTION where she gets SUPER EXCITED, beeeiitch.
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    Episode 560 - 1-800 Jingles

    Wow - this just starts off good. I'm going to have a speaker in the bathroom playing snake charmer music.
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    Episode 552 - Hey, Keep Readin'

    Bean Dip is something else.
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    Episode 535 - Niles Per Hour

    Is this a CBB Conspiracy Theory 'Sclusy??
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    Episode 531 - Atmosphere Bully

    Gunna go make myself a Churchill... Some brandy, and gin, and bacon and drrrrrrrrrr
  6. NotBettyWhite

    Episode 514 - The Calvins Twins Return

    I would love to be in the room when The Calvin Twins have a conversation w/ Victor & Tiny. ... Willy is not invited.
  7. There's green schist, and there is brown schist, but only white schist is truly scarred. Rock on.
  8. ... I'm blaming this episode for almost getting me fired... I kept singing just "Goin' up the country......" like a high-pitched Kermit and it's pissing off my manager... It's now in everyone's head and my coworkers want me murdered...
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    Episode 507 - Popcorn Costume

    Everyone was on point. This is going to be a hard vote come The Best Of's...
  10. NotBettyWhite

    Episode 498 - What That DOS

    I've played it via an emulator - it is f'in ridiculous. If I recall, the two go at it against a cactus - which is also just wrong...
  11. NotBettyWhite

    Episode 498 - What That DOS

    I'd love to hear a conversation between Flula & Herzog Werner...
  12. NotBettyWhite

    Episode 497 - Wait Awhile

    @10:10 - I picked the wrong time to eat french toast with loads of strawberry jam....
  13. NotBettyWhite

    Episode 479 - The Bunn Process

  14. NotBettyWhite

    Episode 475 - Prince and John Popper

    I love picturing Gino driving from Long Island to Hollywood just to commute to his internship. ... He "works" eight hours, and gets right back in his shitty car to go back to Long Island from Hollywood... Once he makes it home a month later, he crawls into his bed, gets barely four hours of sleep, and gets right back in his shitty car to drive right back to Hollywood from Long Island.. ... Wash, rinse, repeat.
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    Episode 471 - Shy By Nature, Outgoing By Nurture

    Nice to know Wookie Mantzoukas and I had similar dumbassery by locking keys in our cars after running out of gas. '89 Honda Civic...