This film is completely bonkers. What's really weird is the number of name actors that were in it. If they even had a script, it's doubtful any of them read it before agreeing to be in this film. It's like they just filmed a bunch of nonsense and just hoped to edit it together into something later.
Selena Gomez, Elisabeth Shue, Heather Graham, Mary-Louise Parker, Cary Elwes, Ashley Rickards, Patrick Warburton, Jason Lee, Dylan McDermott and Gary Busey were all in this film.
There's a running gag where latin teachers keep dying just so they can make the gag that it's a dead language.