Hello, my name is Scott Aukerman and I want to take this time, instead of doing a catchphrase, to make a special announcment.

[AndyTalarzyk 34]

Hello, my name is Scott Aukerman and I want to take this time, instead of doing a catchphrase, to make a special announcment. I, Scott Philbert Aukerman, have, for most of my life, been living a lie. A lie perpetuated by me, my lovely wife, and many of my friends and family. However I can not go on any longer living under the darkness of my deceit. So I felt it was time to come forward and cleanse my soul to my entire listening audience, many of whom have been deceived. I, again my name is Scott Aukerman, feel compelled to admit a secret which has been tearing me apart for as long as I can remember. My moment of truth is drawing nigh. Completely of my own choice I open my sould to bare now...I, for the record the I to which I am referring is me, Scott Philbert Aukerman, talked about Fight Club. Also I have a small penis.