I went backstage at an MC Hammer concert in 1990 and..it turns out you CAN touch this if you're unchaperoned..this hacky joke brought to you by Clorox

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I went backstage at an MC Hammer concert in 1990 and..it turns out you CAN touch this if you're unchaperoned..this hacky joke brought to you by Clorox! "Clorox: it cleans everything out that's dirty".