Hey, whatever happened to tartar control toothpaste? That's my complete thought.. you'll have to make it funny from here.

[Kevinpalooza 135]

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[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

Hey Tatar Control Toothpaste. This is the 90's. How about letting Tartar make it's own decisions!

...Pig.

[AprilFoolsRebel 457]

I'll tell you what happened: the Tartar Corporations lobbied government, that's what! You can't stop big tartar!