Kevinpalooza 135 Posted January 31, 2014 If Mr. Phipps Pretzel Chips never existed then what the hell is all this non-figurative blood doing on my hands? I think I murdered papa. Sad face, followed by sly wink at imaginary camera. Press play on cassette player: the Mr. Phipps jingle plays as camera zooms out slowly for 20 minutes. Share this post Link to post