Episode 198.5 — Sklarbro County 103

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Incredibly hilarious stand up Hasan Minhaj bears his soul with a story about meeting his longtime hero Michael Jordan on today’s Sklarbro County! Hasan also talks about how his parents are proud ashamed about his stand up career, R. Kelly in concert, and his upcoming documentary called Stand Up Planet. As always, Daniel Van Kirk brings in some crazy stories including a Washington man enlists kids to steal purses from a Chuck E. Cheese's, a Florida man who demands the right to marry his porn-filled Apple computer, and Salt Lake City police breaking up a couple who were performing sex acts on a church lawn. Plus, NFL analyst Doug Buffone gives us the breakdown on how the Bears during the 2014 NFL draft. Check out the premiere of Hasan’s documentary Stand Up Planet on Wednesday, May 14th on PIVOT, Link TV, & KCET. Go to www.standupplanet.org for more info!

[HotSaucerman 2051]

So, if that guy was allowed married his computer.... when that computer becomes obsolete, does he need to get a divorce from the old computer before he can start shopping for a new one?

[EddieArafat 18]

Man I really want to see that Mouse V Snake video the guys were talking about.

[BillWambeke 1]

In case you really wanted to see what the sick weirdos look like that were swapping oral sex in front of the church: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/05/06/Utah-couple-arrested-for-having-sex-on-front-lawn-of-church/6221399401289/

[Handinpants 91]

Steph Curry has the shot selection of World B. Free with more skill than World B. Free thought he had.

 

As for meeting your heroes, Stanhope exceeded all expectations.

After a set during which I laughed my ass off, he came out drunk, yelled "come here, man!" and gave me a hug. It was amazing.

[MichaelBrown 9]

Thank you for the Ghostface/Mary J. Blidge track at the beginning.

That is one of my favorite songs.

I marked out when I heard, "What they give you blood?"

I was told to stop.playing it at work cause it's too sad.