Cutaway (2000)

[Old_Hotdog_Water 0]

Coming out a year before the first fast and furious movie, Cutaway is pretty much the exact same plot but Paul Walker's character is played by Stephen Baldwin and Vin Diesel's character by Tom Berenger. And also it's about skydiving in teams by being the fastest to hold hands in a circle after you jump out of a plane. Dennis Rodman is featured as the number two sky diver on the team, "Turbo".

[MikeCuttruff 0]

Please if there is a lord and savior you will do the 2000 classic Cutaway. There is nothing I can say here that will do this "masterpiece" of a movie justice. Also Dennis Rodman I think is enough said.

[assblast 2]

Cutaway bump. Come on! Don't be a whaffo!

This movie is so goddamn goofy and yet it's still watchable (thanks to some legitimately great skydiving/airplane footage).

[achoohorsey16 34]

BUMP!

If you haven't seen Everything Is Terrible!'s 2.5-Minute Movie version of the film, please do: