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Dear Scott Aukerman, please save me from this horrible orphanage! I'm your biggest fan and this is the only way I know how to reach you!

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The mean old Mrs. Huxtably always sends us to bed before supper and I can't help but think she does it intensionally that wicked, wicked woman. I sleep each night on hard boards, for Madame Huxtably claims it improves posture, where as play and joy often cause a young posture to decay. How I do miss the outside! I once would frolic in the meadows with my family but those days are long gone. Only you can save me Mr. Aukerman, only you.

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