Man, I'm feeling super uncreative this morning guys. You're gonna have to carry this show like a, I don't know, butt backpack?

[Bever Hopox 371]

.

[AprilFoolsRebel 457]

It's called a fart displacer and the patent is pending, sir.

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

http://gizmodo.com/this-magical-pair-of-underwear-can-filter-out-your-fart-1449799781

[Bever Hopox 371]

Great, there goes my fetish! Thanks Barack Hussein Obamacare!

[AprilFoolsRebel 457]

Just to be clear on my "like" of Bernard Shakey's link:I liked it for the fact that he found such a thing. The like is not, however, indicative of the fact that I am disturbed such a product exists in any fashion.

[Bever Hopox 371]

Liar. You like face farts. fart face. We will also ignore the fact that Bernard Shakey had to look that up or already knew about it.

[Dhalgren 102]

I just want underwear that can filter out my shits. Is that too much to ask for?

[Bever Hopox 371]

Great news! It's already been made!

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

Great Job!