Episode 200.5 — 10/03/14 TWO CHARTED 139

[JulyDiaz 2797]

On this week's Two Charted, Kulap, Howard, and Stard discuss the multiple uses of a 'hand penis', thankem you all you Podfest attendees, and recap all the excellent times at this past weekend's festival. Plus, Howard debuts a phenomenal new Howard Chart song, casually drops an incredible and unknown country alias, and gives Stard some more fist bumps. Also, before raising awareness for Kulap's newest campaign: "Fuck Beds", the crew brainstorm a multi-million dollar Two Charted Tour, and decide that Stard's electric guitar added to a lot at Podfest.

[Juan 14]

Howard as Country Boy Suede sounds amazing.

[ben mcd 127]

One of Howard's appearances on Go Bayside, he sang an entire Skokie Bennion, Jr/Country Boy Suede song. It's as great as you'd imagine.

[SeamusMcGrath 112]

If Howard wants to do an entire episode where he talks to Banks songs like they're an arguing couple, it would probably upend U Talking U2 2 Me as my favorite podcast covering music. Also, it may be the best podcast ever if he does it.

 

"You're leaving? The pizza just got here..."

[HotSaucerman 2051]

One of Howard's appearances on Go Bayside, he sang an entire Skokie Bennion, Jr/Country Boy Suede song. It's as great as you'd imagine.

Yeah! That's a great one! Its a shame April's podcast is over. It added to a lot.

[HotSaucerman 2051]

SKLARFACE!!! They gotta do it! Get that tattoo, Sam!!!

[Poika 615]

Jesus, chartists! No mention of The Bugle yet? That table beat made me think of Howard beating on the table to simulate his sex rhythms.

[robinsbruce 4985]

TWO CHARTED TOUR

[HotSaucerman 2051]

Shredstaraunt, with your waiter, Brett "Stard" Morris, and General Manager, Howard Kremer.

[Kickpuncher 5012]

TWO CHARTED TOUR

 

Yeah, if they do this and come pretty much anywhere in the Northeast, I'm in.

[ericmci 26]

Now- I say Eff that Shmurda track

THIS- is the real joint= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZa4yre0uEk

Japanese Jungle Beetz ##$@%!%$

 

It's going to change your afternoon.

[RoryMcDaid 75]

I thought the new music chart theme was wonderful...but wow, The Bugle blew me away. Haha. Went back and re-listened to its debut and the bemused reaction to it a few times, absolutely loved it. It's the perfect, absurd, song for Wie Wie's Chart, I love it!!

 

A fantastic overall episode though, TwoCh's have been so good lately (not that they weren't always good, but just a streak of really great one's I've felt).

 

 

 

Oh hey, Two Charted tour sounds great. Hit up the East... then keep going till you get to the UK though please Would loooove to be able to see the gang live over here, though fully aware the chances are insanely low, cannot imagine the circumstances in which that would ever happen unfortunately. But still, can but dream

 

 

Also, Stard and Howard as the players in the most beautiful romance of the century? I'm loathed to use a term such as (b)romance, but loving their kind of close, slightly awkward relationship lately, this ep was great for it earlier on.

[DoctorGeniusPHD 135]

TWO CHARTED TOUR

 

Tour Charted, if you will. I'm into it.

[Casaba 5942]

TWO CHARTED TOUR

 

Two Charted Twour

[DanEngler 5249]

Two Charted Twour

With Roadie Cody!

[robinsbruce 4985]

With Roadie Cody!

 

This could be disastrous

[Kickpuncher 5012]

"Who Departed? (From the Last Tour Stop in Order to Reach This Tour Stop...Not Died. We Should Have Thought This Out More Carefully.)"

[DanEngler 5249]

This could be disastrous

Ramhanded AND fuckbotched, at the very least.

[Casaba 5942]

Shredstaraunt, with your waiter, Brett "Stard" Morris, and General Manager, Howard Kremer.

 

Stard looks so handsome with his short haircut.

[misstep23 37]

This is my favorite podcast, hands down. It's the only one of all of them I listen to as soon as it comes out. It makes every week better. I'm on board for 200 more.

 

I think an Earwolf tour would be a hugely successful thing, like Oddball. If you staggered the shows around a city's smaller venues throughout a day, you'd attract thousands of people from all over, in every city.