“The Goonies? What’s that, father?”.. “Well mother, it’s a group of five or more kids all running around and talking at the same time for..

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“The Goonies? What’s that, father?”.. “Well mother, it’s a group of five or more kids all running around and talking at the same time for 90 minutes.”

 

Mother then cocks a half smile and commits murder-suicide with the .45 she was hiding the whole time. End scene.