In the market for monocles but lack the lucre? Buy a pair of eyeglasses and break 'em in half. Remember to share with a friend--or with your other eye

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In the market for monocles but lack the lucre? Buy a pair of eyeglasses and break 'em in half. Remember to share with a friend--or with your other eye. This helpful tip brought to you by your friends at Discount Eyeholes.